The Nudest in Arda en Estel
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Magical Lands of The Witch Court | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Trespassers will be turned into toads” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of United Reagge Eitia | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 3. |  The United Kingdom of Fellgaijah | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Our kind's united volley.” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Yugomakia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Bruh” | |
| 5. |  The Cupcake Devouring Kingdom of Red Velveteria | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Things will get worse before they get better” | |
| 6. |  The Principality of Carcus | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Floating Fiefs of The Flying Flotilla | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “Flies like a bird” | |
| 8. |  The Principality of Greater Velikybeligorod | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Jewel of Ztrana” | |
| 9. |  The United States of Thetysia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 10. |  The Emirate of Oghed | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Strength Through Compliance” |
