The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Antarctic Oasis
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hot Buttered Ghost of 0rville Redenbacher | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Do One Thing, And Do it Better than Anyone” | |
| 2. |  The Star Empire of Ainocra | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Through victory, my chains are broken.” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Augustos Helicopter Tours | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “An Incredible Sightseeing Experience” | |
| 4. |  The People of Aundotutunagir | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “These Are The Days Of Miracle And Wonder” | |
| 5. |  The Most Serene Republic of Azraele | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “a paradise for believers” | |
| 6. |  The Word Count Seeking Land of A Running Man | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Write as fast as you can; catch up with the running man” | |
| 7. |  The Oppressed Peoples of B1G JIM SLADE | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Libruls should run coffee shops, not the gubmint” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of Communist Taxachusetts | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Non serviemus, caniculae!” | |
| 9. |  The Nonexistent Nordic Republic of Cottia | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “:)” | |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN33 | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” |
