by Max Barry

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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Antarctic Oasis

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 1,872nd in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
2.The Government Shutdown of OmigodtheykilledkennyLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“You bastards!”
3.The Evil Conservative Empire of The PalentineLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”
4.The State Security Apparatus of Iron FelixIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Sing to the Motherland”
5.The Republic of The Re-United StatesCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“In God We Trust, E Plurbius Unum”
6.The Veeblefetzer of DumoflageAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“It's ol Whatchamacallit”
7.The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLCCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Whale - It's What's For Dinner”
8.The Knuckle Dragging Cavemen of G l o gCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“Glog Mad!”
9.The Weapons Research Facility of Yeldan AntarcticaCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“Letting A Hundred Icicles Form”
10.The Man who goes by the name of Hiriaurtung ArororugulCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine”
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