The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Altino
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Western Northern Eastern Southern | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “From Many, One” | |
| 2. |  The Paradoxical Queendom of The Perplexed Angel | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Help Me, I'm So Confused” | |
| 3. |  The Philosophic Wonderland of Altistotle | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Amare et Sapere” | |
| 4. |  The Allied States of Soviscosia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!” | |
| 5. | The Queendom of Alternal | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “She do what she do” | |
| 6. | The Tin Bruhed me once of Altinvasion | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “We are Altino. Join us.” | |
| 7. | The Republic of Altinity | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Amare et sapere” | |
| 8. | The Queendom of Owltino | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Owl-tin-OH!” | |
| 9. | The Queendom of Alternatigo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “It's-a me, Altino!” | |
| 10. | The Queendom of Altiburg | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Yeah” |
