The Fattest Citizens in Africa
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Africa is ranked 8,172nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Congo | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Justice – Paix – Travail” | |
| 2. |  The Confederacy of Edgetown | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “ARE YOU RECORDING BRO” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Loango | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Tenacity, Pugnacity, Domesticity.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Peppercoast | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Liberty, Freedom, Justice” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Naaj | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Bene askane bene yité bene geum geum” | |
| 6. |  The Sheikhdom of Trarza | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Allah’s Chosen” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Zoowanatou | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Zoowanatou Forever” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Mabanmanga | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Mabanmanga Forever” | |
| 9. |  The Allied States of Sandika | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Sandika's Special Sandals!” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Mbangawi | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Baraka Ufalme Cha” |
