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The Most Rebellious Youth in Aeterna Publicae

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Glorious Federation of Communist Volkstrad	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“Ex Caelum Missus Eramus”
2.	The Grand Duchy of Manega	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State	“Quid infantes sumus?”
3.	The Dark Night of Depression	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“nothing matters”
4.	The Republic of Parcia	Democratic Socialists Hell	“Libertati aut ad mortem!”
5.	The Great Federation of Republic Under Specters Grasp	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“All to the Specter!”
6.	The Tlatcani Covenant of Acerbez	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“With no encouragement.”