The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Abu Dhabi
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Kongeriget | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Guds hjælp, Folkets kærlighed, Danmarks styrke” | |
| 2. |  The State of Grant Oliver | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “In the name of the People” | |
| 3. |  The State of Bihac Villa | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Intermeco” | |
| 4. |  The State of Belrose Cross | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Deterred by Nothing” | |
| 5. |  The State of Make Camp | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Explorer” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of William Hill | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “All Red Blooded Men” | |
| 7. |  The State of Wagedugu | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Unity Progress Justice” | |
| 8. |  The State of Os Anjos | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Ordem e Progresso” |
