The Highest Economic Output in Absolution
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Celestial Collective of Mexican Liberation | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Liberty & Equality under stars, humanity beyond Heaven” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Unikon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Honor, loyalty, valor!” | |
| 3. |  The Biker Gangs of Gaspacia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “United in independence.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Dialland | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Freedom, Liberty, Human Rights” | |
| 5. |  The Virtuous Martial Imperium of Brunov | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “With Virtue, To Arms. With Arms, To Glory.” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of Useless Utilities | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “If only!” | |
| 7. |  The Confederacy of Beedward | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Illiud Latine dici non potest.” | |
| 8. |  The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Freedom. Justice. Peace.” | |
| 9. |  The Imperial Islands of Riecham | Democratic Socialists Hell | “As one, or none.” | |
| 10. |  The Communist Confederate Union of Nerosina | Democratic Socialists Hell | “☭ Pro Populis Est Omnia ☭” |
