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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Absolution

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Biker Gangs of Gaspacia	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“United in independence.”
2.	The Republic of Unikon	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Honor, loyalty, valor!”
3.	The United States of Nomaris	Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People	“Only in Nomaris 💀”
4.	The Rogue Nation of Useless Utilities	Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone	“If only!”
5.	The Founding Nation of Assorro	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Semper Paratus Pro Patria”
6.	The Property of Looters Anonymous	Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies	“Ours if it ain't nailed down, or if we can pry it loose”
7.	The Sultanate of The Shadow	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?”
8.	The Community of Poxation	Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People	“Peace and Unity above all”
9.	The World of Autumn Miller	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Just Dance”
10.	The Commonwealth of DMZ	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Of the people, for the people”

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