The Most Advanced Defense Forces in A Taco Paradise
Nations ranked highly spend the most on national defense, and are most secure against foreign aggression.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eastern Kingdom of Verbalia | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Morbo in Incolas” | |
| 2. |  The Spectre of Mercenary Squad 14 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Sometimes the sword is the only answer.” | |
| 3. |  The Third Federation of Solsevara | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Light the way!” | |
| 4. |  The United Cromwell Republic of A Lee Project | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Viam aut inveniam aut faciam” | |
| 5. |  The Borderlands of Belistien | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “He who sees the Dread Hawk, sees Death” | |
| 6. |  The Dictatorship of Sigmaville Oklahoma | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Mewing even when you can’t looks max anymore” | |
| 7. |  The Zombie Red Unicorn Republic of -Echolilia- | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Tacos aren't tacos, except when they are tacos” | |
| 8. |  The Eternal Galactic Empire of Dragon Blade | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “imperium nostrum ab incendiis virium ac prosperorum fic” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Republic of The Super Badlands | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Guns! Weapons! Yay!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Axiasa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “When life gives you lemons, build a giant generator” |
