The Largest Governments in A Taco Paradise
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Third Federation of Solsevara | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Light the way!” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Paffnia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Iuvans illos qui auxilium requirunt” | |
| 3. |  The Spectre of Mercenary Squad 14 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Sometimes the sword is the only answer.” | |
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of Roisin Dubh | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Nunquam non paratus” | |
| 5. |  The Borderlands of Belistien | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “He who sees the Dread Hawk, sees Death” | |
| 6. |  The Zombie Red Unicorn Republic of -Echolilia- | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Tacos aren't tacos, except when they are tacos” | |
| 7. |  The Eternal Galactic Empire of Dragon Blade | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “imperium nostrum ab incendiis virium ac prosperorum fic” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Tramolvalnia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Peace, Brotherhood, Justice” | |
| 9. |  The Eastern Kingdom of Verbalia | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Morbo in Incolas” | |
| 10. | The Constitutional Monarchy of Kongguan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “King kong” |
