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The Longest Average Lifespans in 42 Douglas Adams

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Aposiopesis of Whatthe	Democratic Socialists Hell	“If at first you don't succeed failure may be your style”
2.	The Idiosyncrasy of Yasaberaiwa	Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State	“Lisse Mandë!”
3.	The Commonwealth of Massachussets Bay	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State	“Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem.”
4.	The Underground Borough of Groundhoggia	Democratic Socialists Hell	“Send many, many more Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blasters”
5.	The Obscurity of Macintosh Performa	Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites	“One button is all you need.”
6.	The Long Dark Tea-Time of Hoopy-Froods	Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship	“Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.”
7.	The Well Manured Land of Vege Patch	Democratic Socialists Hell	“From this merde may verdure grow”
8.	The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN87	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan”