The Smartest Citizens in 10000 Islands
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Fresh Juicy Brains of The Soylent Green Party | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “You are what you eat!” | |
| 2. |  The Imperial Technarchy of New Apperon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Wille zur Macht” | |
| 3. |  The Pristine Protectorate of Seranis | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Perseverance in preservation” | |
| 4. |  The Commonweal of Testa | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Prediction is difficult, especially about the future” | |
| 5. |  The Royal Kingdom of New Gilboa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life” | |
| 6. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 7. |  The Federation of Old Atlantica | Democratic Socialists Hell | “I'm in a glass case of emotion!” | |
| 8. |  The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates | Democratic Socialists Hell | “CH4D-Σ Personality Matrix - Online” | |
| 9. |  The Allied Imperium of 13 Court Gaurd Squads | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Opportunities multiply as they are seized.” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Dovant | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “For Nature, For the People and for the Future” |
