The Most Authoritarian in 00000 A World Power
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of Pratann | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “00000 A World Power” | |
| 2. |  The Companionship of Lady Inara Serra | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Companion to the 'Verse” | |
| 3. |  The Meadows of Adorable Kittens | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Caturday is everyday” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Public of AP3 10 | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “We are human, You are human, All are Human.” | |
| 5. | The Greater Union of Voik | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “I'll make my own nation, with blackjack and hookers!” | |
| 6. | The Jingoistic States of Wibblefeet | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Oooh, look! It's SHINY!” | |
| 7. |  The Fuerzas Armadas of Numero Capitan | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Lucky Nationstates Brains” | |
| 8. |  The Smelly Pirate Hookers of AmericaXLI | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Nous sommes les meilleurs” | |
| 9. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Neasmyrna | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “If you build it, they will come” |
