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The Most Patriotic in Windows

World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.

As a region, Windows is ranked 7,172nd in the world for Most Patriotic.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Three Coins in a Fountain of D053Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“I'm Blue – da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye”
2.The Pies are too hot of D038Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“I have a festive red Santa hat”
3.The Lucky Walled Moonbase of D072Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Eyes sparkle as the black tail wags the Neko”
4.The Dead of Winter of D044Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Mood: Blowing off steam”
5.The Angry Kitties of D097Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“Merry black kitty likes to bite your face.”
6.The Ice Blue Tigers of D024Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“We're blue and ready to eat you. Don't blink.”
7.The Steam Train To Nowhere of D037Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“pluckyredpencilchristmas”
8.The Holy Smoking Jacket of D092Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“mooeditmerrylucky”
9.The Holy Bowl Of Ramen of D017Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“The steaming purple bowl can open hidden treasures”
10.The Real World Glitch of D036Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“orangefestivepentagon”
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