The Safest in The Embassy
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Embassy is ranked 15,097th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Featured of A Featured Region | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “You Have Been Featured, Congratulations!” | |
| 2. |  The Socialist Democracy of Gyvinian Republic | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “The dogs will lead the way™.” | |
| 3. |  The United Nordic Kingdom of Schimmerland | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Se Alltid Nord!” | |
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Elsiar | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Born to Wander” | |
| 5. |  The Matriarchy of Unitarian Universalism | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Everyone Deserves Love” | |
| 6. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Star Horde | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “In the majesty of the stars we find enlightenment” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Diplomatic Rogue | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “To Space and Back” | |
| 8. |  The Protectorate of Mayadi | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of Nation of Nuts | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We Love Nuts a LOT!!” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Solotaca | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Death,War, and No Peace” |
