by Max Barry

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The Smartest Citizens in Northern Utopia

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Northern Utopia is ranked 1,922nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Republic of Middle GertblandMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Faith, family, property, democracy”
22.The Democratic Commonwealth of The KohenCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“A dictatorship's best weapon is secrecy.”
23.The Federal Republic of BuderlandCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“By The People For The People”
24.The United States of QeskariaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Utopia”
25.The Community of JanaultScandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State“Workers of the world unite!”
26.The Commonwealth of The Democratic Socialist State of KjanuLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Peace, Protection, Prosperity”
27.The Federation of OuestonieDemocratic Socialists Hell“For the union and liberty”
28.The Arab Commonwealth of MonhaineLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“Our Reckoning shall be led by God”
29.The Federal Republic of The Federated Socialist States of ZadeaLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“A Zade a day keeps the Capitalism away.”
30.The Grand Duchy of ReulersteinLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“Every Life Ends, You Chose How”
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