The Safest in Africa
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Africa is ranked 11,586th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Socialist Republic of Zambique | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “A Luta Continua, Unidos Venceremos” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Zendonia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains” | |
| 3. |  The Socialist Holy Paradise of East Africanism | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Thriving For Equality” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Lycadia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Piety, Justice, Peace, Loyalty, Freedom, Duty and Fame” | |
| 5. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of West Angola | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Strength through peace.” | |
| 6. |  The États-Unis of Mesozoique | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Que le Mésozoïque triomphe pour toujours” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Animeland | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Walk With The Kami” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Indiaxxx | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “सत्यमेव जयते” | |
| 9. |  The Colourful Union of Besmertingumas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Justice Through Unity” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Lower Nubia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Heirs of St. Anthony” |
