The Fattest Citizens in Absolution
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Absolution is ranked 3,592nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Federation of Reformed Rin Litandtopia | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Pride. The opportunity to be the best.” | |
| 22. |  The Sinistre Mouroir of Krippling Lament | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Μικρὸν ἀπὸ τοῦ ἡλίου μετάστηθι” | |
| 23. |  The Communist Confederate Union of Nerosina | Democratic Socialists Hell | “☭ Pro Populis Est Omnia ☭” | |
| 24. |  The Imperial Islands of Riecham | Democratic Socialists Hell | “As one, or none.” | |
| 25. |  The Celestial Collective of Mexican Liberation | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Liberty & Equality under stars, humanity beyond Heaven” | |
| 26. |  The Republic of Dialland | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Freedom, Liberty, Human Rights” |
