The Most Primitive in United States of America
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Matriarchy of FRNS | 393rd | 114.46 | ||
| 2. |  The State of QSAS | 2,224th | 67.82 | ||
| 3. |  The State of The Wild Horse | 2,542nd | 64.03 | ||
| 4. |  The State of Tyna Oblast | 2,702nd | 62.05 | ||
| 5. |  The Community of Dabar | 2,825th | 60.83 | ||
| 6. |  The Republic of PaxAm | 2,872nd | 60.42 | ||
| 7. |  The State of Howland Baker Atolls | 4,899th | 33.91 | ||
| 8. |  The Federation of Grublandia | 4,940th | 33.25 | ||
| 9. |  The State of Onawero | 5,079th | 31.62 | ||
| 10. |  The Community of Distant Galaxy | 5,346th | 26.46 | ||
