The Safest in The Cortexist International
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Cortexist International is ranked 1,778th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | World | Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia | 2,994th | 138.27 | ||
| 2. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Ambaijusestanagglen | 12,977th | 117.49 | ||
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of Altonium | 14,327th | 116.58 | ||
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Boredland | 15,078th | 116.15 | ||
| 5. |  The United Socialist States of Harveyia | 15,318th | 116.01 | ||
| 6. |  The Boredlandian Authority of Aleandia | 22,651st | 112.46 | ||
| 7. |  The Democratic Republic of Sudlandia | 26,399th | 110.73 | ||
| 8. |  The Socialist Union State of Eyrala | 26,644th | 110.62 | ||
| 9. |  The United Socialist States of Surnissia | 28,326th | 109.88 | ||
| 10. |  The People's Republic of East Miravas | 45,860th | 104.35 | ||
