The Smartest Citizens in The Cortexist International
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The Cortexist International is ranked 1,724th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Ambaijusestanagglen | 10,437th | 90.11 | ||
| 2. |  The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia | 11,488th | 87.21 | ||
| 3. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Boredland | 11,632nd | 85.22 | ||
| 4. |  The United Socialist States of Harveyia | 13,060th | 80.14 | ||
| 5. |  The United Socialist States of Altonium | 13,254th | 79.45 | ||
| 6. |  The Boredlandian Authority of Aleandia | 13,705th | 78.06 | ||
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of Southwestern Islands Republic | 15,406th | 72.93 | ||
| 8. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Neocortexia | 17,727th | 67.73 | ||
| 9. |  The Socialist Union State of Eyrala | 23,952nd | 58.33 | ||
| 10. |  The Free City of Averigrad | 27,543rd | 54.4 | ||
