The Nicest Citizens in The Cortexist International
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
As a region, The Cortexist International is ranked 936th in the world for Nicest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | average smiles per day | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia | 3,791st | 53.23 | ||
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Southwestern Islands Republic | 6,567th | 40.7 | ||
| 3. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Ambaijusestanagglen | 6,932nd | 39.53 | ||
| 4. |  The United Socialist States of Altonium | 8,481st | 35.51 | ||
| 5. |  The Boredlandian Authority of Aleandia | 9,608th | 33.11 | ||
| 6. |  The Socialist Union State of Eyrala | 11,686th | 29.57 | ||
| 7. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Neocortexia | 12,450th | 28.53 | ||
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of Ostgradia | 16,680th | 24.52 | ||
| 9. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Boredland | 18,904th | 23.07 | ||
| 10. |  The United Socialist States of Harveyia | 19,862nd | 22.56 | ||
