The Fattest Citizens in RHINIA
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Moosteraing | 59,161st | 13.24 | ||
| 2. |  The Empire of Gorillas and Hedgehogs | 177,928th | 9.67 | ||
| 3. |  The United of Westphalia Empire | 249,117th | 7.46 | ||
| 4. | The Republic of Titanium Mine | 251,220th | 7.37 | ||
