The Highest Economic Output in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | World | Standard Monetary Units | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | 15,940,503,000,000,000 | |||
| 2. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia | 13,600,214,000,000,000 | |||
| 3. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Xynlandia | 12,994,929,000,000,000 | |||
| 4. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | 12,946,917,000,000,000 | |||
| 5. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Iguanarctica | 9,336,214,000,000,000 | |||
| 6. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia | 8,169,582,000,000,000 | |||
| 7. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Aqualagoon | 7,426,552,000,000,000 | |||
| 8. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Thalasse | 6,560,657,000,000,000 | |||
| 9. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Copercia | 4,012,812,000,000,000 | |||
| 10. |  The Republic of Best Starting Economy | 1,253,046,000,000,000 | |||
