The Fattest Citizens in Nova Historiae
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Grand Duchy of Gun Mor Soungtoples | 1,006th | 64.55 | ||
2. | The Casual Vampiress of Safiya Nygaard | 5,743rd | 23.99 | ||
3. | The Republic of Nerva Calls | 73,825th | 12.42 | ||
4. | The United Federal Republics of United Countries of North America | 77,740th | 12.23 | ||
5. | The Republic of Defender of the weak | 81,017th | 12.09 | ||
6. | The Borderlands of Istainiand | 87,521st | 11.81 | ||
7. | The Commonwealth of Takkaviita XLIV | 90,998th | 11.67 | ||
8. | The Republic of International icehockey federation | 93,888th | 11.55 | ||
9. | The Most Serene Republic of Roddis | 112,814th | 10.81 | ||
10. | The United Kingdom of Coustu | 113,330th | 10.79 |