The Most Secular in The Cortexist International
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, The Cortexist International is ranked 1,071st in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Ambaijusestanagglen | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The way for humanity is open!” | |
| 2. |  The Socialist Union State of Eyrala | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Abgrall is Eyrala, Eyrala is Abgrall” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of East Miravas | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Long live the people!” | |
| 4. |  The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Inquilab Zindabad” | |
| 5. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Boredland | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Up the Boredland! RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!” | |
| 6. |  The Boredlandian Authority of Aleandia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Part 2 Electric Boogaloo” | |
| 7. |  The United Socialist States of Harveyia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Steve harveys forehead for da win” | |
| 8. |  The Free City of Averigrad | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Mother Avery is dead!” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of Sudlandia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Long live the working class!” | |
| 10. |  The United Socialist States of Altonium | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Protect the Union and the International!” |
