The Most Cultured in The Cortexist International
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
As a region, The Cortexist International is ranked 2,346th in the world for Most Cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Southwestern Islands Republic | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “United, Indivisible” | |
| 2. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Ambaijusestanagglen | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The way for humanity is open!” | |
| 3. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Boredland | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Up the Boredland! RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!” | |
| 4. |  The Socialist Union State of Eyrala | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Abgrall is Eyrala, Eyrala is Abgrall” | |
| 5. |  The United Socialist States of Altonium | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Protect the Union and the International!” | |
| 6. |  The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Inquilab Zindabad” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Republic of Sudlandia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Long live the working class!” | |
| 8. |  The United Socialist States of Harveyia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Steve harveys forehead for da win” | |
| 9. |  The Boredlandian Authority of Aleandia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Part 2 Electric Boogaloo” | |
| 10. |  The United Socialist States of Surnissia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Workers of the world, unite!” |
