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The Longest Average Lifespans in The Cortexist International

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

As a region, The Cortexist International is ranked 1,599^th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia	Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone	“Inquilab Zindabad”
2.	The Soviet Federative Republic of Ambaijusestanagglen	Democratic Socialists Hell	“The way for humanity is open!”
3.	The Nomadic Peoples of Boredland	Democratic Socialists Hell	“Up the Boredland! RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!”
4.	The Soviet Federative Republic of Neocortexia	Democratic Socialists Hell	“The revolutionary tide is unstoppable!”
5.	The United Socialist States of Altonium	Democratic Socialists Hell	“Protect the Union and the International!”
6.	The Boredlandian Authority of Aleandia	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“Part 2 Electric Boogaloo”
7.	The Socialist Union State of Eyrala	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Abgrall is Eyrala, Eyrala is Abgrall”
8.	The Commonwealth of Southwestern Islands Republic	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State	“United, Indivisible”
9.	The United Socialist States of Harveyia	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“Steve harveys forehead for da win”
10.	The Free City of Averigrad	Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship	“Mother Avery is dead!”

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