The Safest in The Cortexist International
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Cortexist International is ranked 1,778th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Inquilab Zindabad” | |
| 2. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Ambaijusestanagglen | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The way for humanity is open!” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of Altonium | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Protect the Union and the International!” | |
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Boredland | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Up the Boredland! RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!” | |
| 5. |  The United Socialist States of Harveyia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Steve harveys forehead for da win” | |
| 6. |  The Boredlandian Authority of Aleandia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Part 2 Electric Boogaloo” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Republic of Sudlandia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Long live the working class!” | |
| 8. |  The Socialist Union State of Eyrala | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Abgrall is Eyrala, Eyrala is Abgrall” | |
| 9. |  The United Socialist States of Surnissia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of East Miravas | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Long live the people!” |
