The Lowest Crime Rates in The Cortexist International
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, The Cortexist International is ranked 1,471st in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Inquilab Zindabad” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Altonium | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Protect the Union and the International!” | |
| 3. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Boredland | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Up the Boredland! RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!” | |
| 4. |  The United Socialist States of Harveyia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Steve harveys forehead for da win” | |
| 5. |  The Socialist Union State of Eyrala | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Abgrall is Eyrala, Eyrala is Abgrall” | |
| 6. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Ambaijusestanagglen | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The way for humanity is open!” | |
| 7. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Neocortexia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The revolutionary tide is unstoppable!” | |
| 8. |  The Boredlandian Authority of Aleandia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Part 2 Electric Boogaloo” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Southwestern Islands Republic | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “United, Indivisible” | |
| 10. |  The Free City of Averigrad | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Mother Avery is dead!” |
