The Healthiest Citizens in The Cortexist International
A measure of the general physical health of citizens in each nation.
As a region, The Cortexist International is ranked 1,535th in the world for Healthiest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Inquilab Zindabad” | |
| 2. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Ambaijusestanagglen | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The way for humanity is open!” | |
| 3. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Neocortexia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The revolutionary tide is unstoppable!” | |
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Boredland | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Up the Boredland! RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!” | |
| 5. |  The Boredlandian Authority of Aleandia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Part 2 Electric Boogaloo” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist States of Harveyia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Steve harveys forehead for da win” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of Southwestern Islands Republic | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “United, Indivisible” | |
| 8. |  The Socialist Union State of Eyrala | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Abgrall is Eyrala, Eyrala is Abgrall” | |
| 9. |  The United Socialist States of Altonium | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Protect the Union and the International!” | |
| 10. |  The Free City of Averigrad | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Mother Avery is dead!” |
