by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Emoticons of Smiley BobLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Where's my wallet?”
2.The Gull Flag Republic of IansisleLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“Not That We Care”
3.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“In J.R. We Trust”
4.The Eternal Misfortune of PterodoriaCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“Stop Reading My Motto!”
5.The Republic of ApatatiaCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Motto”
6.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil SharpenersAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Stop Reading My Motto!”
7.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
8.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“None shall stop our conquest!”
9.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Gloom Over Dominated”
10.The Kingdom of KaigiCorrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
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