The Most Devout in Wysteria
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 1,449th in the world for Most Devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of Complete Bastards | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “We don't want the world, we just want your half.” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of The Captain | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “A friendly place for the upper class” | |
| 3. |  The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!” | |
| 4. |  The Sacred Lands of Coroto | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “The poor shall remain poor” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Imenvje | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Ukho sah q'o ddibo siq” | |
| 6. |  The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.” | |
| 7. |  The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner15 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Romulus” | |
| 8. |  The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Same As It Ever Was” | |
| 9. |  The Intense Rabblarchy of Hermiones Knickers | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “If there's grass on the field, play Quidditch” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Duchy of 66 Ducks | Democratic Socialists Hell | “You can ask but we'll never tell” |
