The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Cortexist International
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Socialist States of Aleandia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Brotherhood, Unity, Equality.” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Altonium | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Protect the Union and the International!” | |
| 3. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Ambaijusestanagglen | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The way for humanity is open!” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Averigrad | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Mother Avery is dead!” | |
| 5. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Boredland | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Up the Boredland! RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of East Miravas | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Long live the people!” | |
| 7. |  The Socialist Union State of Eyrala | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Abgrall is Eyrala, Eyrala is Abgrall” | |
| 8. |  The United Socialist States of Harveyia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Steve harveys forehead for da win” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Maltoria | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Long live Maltoria!” | |
| 10. |  The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Inquilab Zindabad” |
