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Description

After the astounding success of their previous N-Day faction, the great heroic regions of the Fifth Empire & United Fascist Workers Association reorganize once more to stand tall against their despicable global enemies. Traditionally named after the international organization that began the coalition many years prior- The Fascist Solidarity Accord - began forming during the final countdown of the radioactive menace, in the critical early hours of the 25th of September 2024. Within the first hours of its announcement it was quickly joined by Lux Immortalem, The Omniton Fleet, ANCI3NT THVLE, Trollistan, Sacrum Axis Bloc, & the Unitary Tonganskijak.


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Threatening to disturb the everlasting universal Fascist Peace achieved across the universe, old and new enemies alike re-emerge from the depths of hell- malevolent lunatics who having found themselves in the possession of nuclear weapons threatening to make the whole multiverse as barren and ugly as themselves. As always it is up to the Fascist powerhouses and their friends all across of NS to prepare a vicious and decisive counter-offensive.

The ruling council of every signatory region soon gathered at an undisclosed location in a deep underground high security high tech facility codenamed the War Room. After hours of roman saluting each other, the parties involved partook in a multi-hour long discussion to assert the preliminary goals of the coalition, as well as the contingency plans for that year's iteration of the all too familiar global frenzy of Mutually Assured Destruction. The following points were vaguely agreed upon and recorded in officially-unofficial writing on the back of a coffee stained napkin:

Members of the FSA faction solemnly swear to fight for the imperium of the soul that is our shared common ground to our very last irradiated man;

Signatory regions shall plunder their soils for precious uranium with such disregard as if there were no nature left on the glass planet of tomorrow;

We shall always nuke first and ask questions later;

On N-day and N-day alone, to glow in the dark is considered a fact of life and not a distinguishing feature of saboteurs;

It's pronounced "nucular" :)

No fighting in the War Vault!

If the FSA is ever to perish our final detonation must be so powerful and our mushroom cloud so tall that the whole world will shake and the leftist bug hivemind will stand back in stupefaction.

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Fifth Empire
United Fascist Workers Association
Lux Immortalem
The Omniton Fleet
ANCI3NT THVLE
Trollistan
Sacrum Axis Bloc
Unitary Tonganskijak

During N-day 11, individual nations from all over the metaverse joined arms with the FSA in the name of Funscism.
These many nations hailed from 41 non-pact-member regions:

Catholic
Psychotic Dictatorships
The Rejected Realms
Europe
Balder
Byzantine Christendom
Lazarus
Card farmer alliance of anime
Fixed Capitalist state
Russia
Ordo Imperialia
Islam
Stellaris Galaxy
The Outpost of the Capitalists
Mitteleuropa
Domain of Drake
Arakeia
Avonesia
Karma
KAISERREICH
Hideaway from the gay
Philosophers
Autarchic Pact
The Pacific
Land of the Devout
Dragon Ridge
Equiterra
Pact of Empires
NS4
Vibonia
NATO 2022
SPACE
Union of Christian Nations
United States of America
Byzantion
The Pacific
Siberia
Almighty Presidents
The West Pacific
Crimson Spire
Frenchia

As the curtains draw to a close on this event of metauniversal destruction, the brave men and women of each valiant nation return to their lives in relative normalcy, living without fear of the next inevitable hyper nuclear war. Whispers in the halls of power hint at a future return of the alliance, under a mysterious nuclear caesar... ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

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