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Post by The Dark Norse suppressed by The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.

Animal Farmerica wrote:May I remind you of this previous statement of yours, now that you've decided to leave the doors open...Stares at the open doors and broken locks.

My region, my rules.

The Dark Norse wrote:.....

This is not the kind of welcoming spirit you/we were looking for.

Welcome Ducks Looking For Grapes to the Zombie Research Institute!

Takes a handful of ice cubes from the fridge, and turns them into chilled grapes🍇

Here!

The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Great British Federation casually wander outside, and lay their attaché case by their feet, as they sit on a nearby bench...

Pulls out a sandwich.

Saunters out the door, vaping out a small nebulous cloud of sweet swelling fog.

Kinda dull 'round 'ere isnit?

'Specially when there's little research activity going on! Still... no worries, eh?

Beer?

Offers a bottle of beer to the Pom.

Auztraalia wrote:Beer?

Offers a bottle of beer to the Pom.

Eh? Err, sorry no thanks.
- Another time perhaps!

Throws crumbs, and a few bits of crust to the floor, and pulls out his tablet to peruse the news, his emails, and check on social media.

Auztraalia wrote:Beer?

Offers a bottle of beer to the Pom.

Catches this on CCTV, and barks over the public address system:

Do you guys usually drink during work hours?
I mean, you may be on a break, but we expect certain standards around here! This is a shared intergovernmental research facility! - We're not hosting some kind of international kegger here!

Besides, during your 'down time' I'd expect you to get some R&R at the Bar on the Corner of Every Region - Not here!

Heads back indoors.

Walks up and delivers some 'legal paperwork' to the diplomat, in a large, heavily padded, brown envelope.

Auztraalia wrote:Heads back indoors.

Follows.

Read all about it!
- What on Eurth? It's the Eurth News Network
- Nazis, nukes, and North Pacificans in the Crazybloxian Times
- World politics in The Times
- Voted News Operation of the Year: NS Today - https://nationstates.news
- Almost impeachment in the Force Flyer
- Clean, Green Tigers in Macau Week
- Update from The Independent
- Unpublished interviews - the Gameplay magazine that never reached the press
- Get your Daily Line and place a sports bet

Stream Spotify Playlists
Play 🔺Higher or Lower?🔻 at the Sands
Choose our Charity of the Year

Notice: ALL nations within the region are in 'lockdown' (vacation mode), and the regional borders have been closed (password protected) until further notice due to COVID19.

Quantum instability

Eastazia wrote:Notice: ALL nations within the region are in 'lockdown' (vacation mode), and the regional borders have been closed (password protected) until further notice due to COVID19.

You can't keep us cats indoors!

Grosseres deutsches reich

Protest marches against the lockdown - Using arguments for bodily liberty we'd normally be against.

Hi, with over 250 embassies, the process I have for delivering news has become too inefficient. I feel bad for doing this, but I'm going to streamline by closing our embassies. If you'd rather keep the embassy open, please let me know on The NewsStand RMB.

If you want to keep up with the news, you can always add The NewsStand to your dossier, and catch up whenever suits.

Thanks for having had the embassy with us. It has genuinely meant a lot to have had your support for so long.

Nationstatesgirl

BLM

Nationstatesgirl wrote:hello!

Hi - Sorry, this region isn't very active, because most of the nations here are old, and this is like a retirement home lol

However, you and anyone else are welcome to come and breathe some life into the place lol

Nationstatesgirl

BLM

Animal Farmerica wrote:Hi - Sorry, this region isn't very active, because most of the nations here are old, and this is like a retirement home lol

However, you and anyone else are welcome to come and breathe some life into the place lol

alright!

Welcome Ziechen!

May you enjoy your stay! Feel free to take up some laboratory space - Just steer clear of his lordship; The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Grosseres deutsches reich, and you should be fine.

Oh, and don't try to pet Quantum instability - It could trigger a series of very unfortunate events.

I'm NEVER doing THAT again!
Defending Nazi Zombies from nuclear attack?!
I say let them fry!

The Twelve Tribes wrote:I'm NEVER doing THAT again!
Defending Nazi Zombies from nuclear attack?!
I say let them fry!

Sorry to have forced your hand.

I promise I won't use Jedi-Zombi mind tricks again.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Sorry to have forced your hand.

I promise I won't use Jedi-Zombi mind tricks again.

Not exactly enamouring us to your hokey religion.

Testing29282 wrote:Hello :) Hope y'all are doing okay

Yes, we're fine - Hope you are too.

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