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I always imagined 8hippo as the Haradrims from LoTR but with Hippos https://youtu.be/Jl8TiA3RwIY?t=45

gawd yddgirassil is in fylkirvegr right

Dumb cough.. always lingers after you've been sick..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555141980418474015/823026659685826601/353d032.jpg

Particle wrote:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555141980418474015/823026659685826601/353d032.jpg

I heartily approve of this.

Particle wrote:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555141980418474015/823026659685826601/353d032.jpg

None of that is vodka..

Thembria SSR wrote:None of that is vodka..

Everclear is better and faster.

Canadaian kingdom v2

I've tried Everclear straight.. not a good idea..

Thembria SSR wrote:I've tried Everclear straight.. not a good idea..

I mix it primarily with hippo juice and the clarified lard of overweight teenagers who fight gloriously in our gladiator colloseums.

Thembria SSR wrote:I've tried Everclear straight.. not a good idea..

190 proof (95% alcohol) is about as close to absolute alcohol as you can get considering 100 proof is 50% alcohol.

In speaking of alcohol. I was airbrushing some cookies with food coloring diluted with vodka. Out of curiosity I took a ship of it. Thing tastes like cough syrup. IDK why people love it so much.

NeoPacificus wrote:In speaking of alcohol. I was airbrushing some cookies with food coloring diluted with vodka. Out of curiosity I took a ship of it. Thing tastes like cough syrup. IDK why people love it so much.

Probably for the same reasons that they like cigarettes and drugs. A fix is a fix is a fix.

A Moon Shadow wrote:190 proof (95% alcohol) is about as close to absolute alcohol as you can get considering 100 proof is 50% alcohol.

I drank that rum that was at 151 proof straight before.. sucks they stopped selling that..

Guess who's back ... back again ...

Sternberg wrote:Guess who's back ... back again ...

Is it *gasp* a customer? Quick, round up the sloppy war hippos and sell them at a 15% discount!

Thembria SSR wrote:EEP a zombie!

Hey, don't discriminate against them just because they're living-impaired! I'll just sell them the rejected mutant hippos from our scientific experiments division, and they get lots of huge, juicy braaaaaiiiinnnssssh to munch on. Win-win!

The best parody film of all times: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. lol

Yazakhastanian cookie company

Greetings, we are the YCC and we would like to bestow upon you 1400 boxes of cookies free! There are 20 cookies per box... see ya around... tips are always welcome.

Yazakhastanian cookie company wrote:Greetings, we are the YCC and we would like to bestow upon you 1400 boxes of cookies free! There are 20 cookies per box... see ya around... tips are always welcome.

*sneakily gets three boxes*

Yazakhastanian cookie company wrote:Greetings, we are the YCC and we would like to bestow upon you 1400 boxes of cookies free! There are 20 cookies per box... see ya around... tips are always welcome.

<_< Don't Tell anyone else, but we have mutant hippo steaks on sale, and our scientists agree that each one is 15% under the safe limit for your weekly radiation dose! Just don't have seconds... >_>

Eight Hippopotamuses wrote:
&lt;_&lt; Don't Tell anyone else, but we have mutant hippo steaks on sale, and our scientists agree that each one is 15% under the safe limit for your weekly radiation dose! Just don't have seconds... &gt;_&gt;

Don't worry, we have treatment to make you more resistant to radiation! That way you can have as much mutant hippo steaks as you like!

Particle wrote:Don't worry, we have treatment to make you more resistant to radiation! That way you can have as much mutant hippo steaks as you like!

Yes, ze treatment iz called preemptive irradiation, very safe.

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