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NATIONSTATES NEWS

Free of bias since August 9th 2020!


NUMBER OF NATIONS:

Place Region Yesterday Today

#1 Chicken overlords 10,165 10,179
#2 The North Pacific 10,020 10,132
#3 The East Pacific 8,660 8,784
#4 The South Pacific 8,363 8,484
#5 Osiris 7,731 7,757
#6 Lazarus 7,580 7,649
#7 Balder 7,567 7,589
#8 The Rejected Realms 6,681 6,810
#9 The Pacific 6,559 6,636
#10 The West Pacific 5,846 5,964

WA RANKINGS:

In the GA, Marine Protection Act was passed 11,880 votes to 3,672.
Also in the GA, "Ensuring Effectual Recycling" is up for the vote, and it is ranked SAFE FOR.
In the SC, "Repeal "Commend Kuriko"" is up for the vote, and it is also ranked SAFE FOR.

Welcome back everyone! Although it has only been 4 days since the last edition, breaking news has erupted and just cannot simply wait. First of all, elections for the most endorsements in all of NationStates (Delegate of the North Pacific) is up for grabs between 9003, Pigeonstan, Gorundu, Praeceps, and Kranostav, with the latter two being in the lead. For Vice-delegate we have Dreadton, Bobberino, and New francois, with Dreadton in the lead, and finally for Speaker we have Madjack, Comfed, and Lady Raven Wing, with Madjack in the lead.


Speaking of The North Pacific, after North Pacific Vision 8 ended, the winner, Kartujia now hosts the next North Pacific Vision! And in Europeia, the second edition of the Europeian Basketball Cup is scheduled for December 31st, and all of the nations participating will be selected on September 10th! Ask Baobab-bumbaria for more about that.

IN R/D NEWS, TGW defended and/or liberated all of this, and Anti Neko Alliance was raided by TEP with the flag of, well, a neko. the South Pacific has now taken Warzone Australia from Lardyland.

Speaking of TSP, it's coup Tuesday over there, and they actually made a "commie coup." You can now get founded in People’s Republic of the South Pacific and endorse the glorious Chairman Amerion! More info can be found here.

Onto NoN', TRR beat TP, ATOMIC beat Europe, and Big Farma beat Europeia, The Communist Bloc, and The free society of Tic Tacs. The region Dead Sea fell dramatically between September 5 and 6, and NationStates (the region) is still on their long decline since July 10th.

Anyway, Middle Vers is giving propaganda for dictators. Oh man. The TNP Vice-delegate weekly update is out, and the TEP Ministry of culture is having a header & footer contest! In terms of delegates, Theberstan has been elected Delegate of First World Order, Agarath has become delegate of Codex Ylvus, and Nolandisland has become delegate of Lone Wolves United! The featured region today is Lemuria! Congratulations!

OPINIONS:

Creator's note: The following is a complete joke and should be treated as such.

Don't be fooled: TSP being "Communist" means something else.

By La Xinga



As you know, the South Pacific has been "Couped by Commies." Uhuh. I'm sure. If so, why are the same people in government? A real coup does not involve the same people. The only thing to say is that the TSP government changed ideologies, but why?

First of all, on this day, September 8th, President of the United States Gerald Ford pardoned Nixon. Some people considered this an act of corruption, so it's only obvious TSP would absorb this aura.

In any case, whatever your opinion on Communism is, the government of TSP will be acting corrupt with it, and here's why: How can you have communism in NS?

Well, you can own all the land. Will the TSP government do anything good with this land? Well, no. If corruption is so prevalent, can you imagine if the government of TSP controlled every nation in it's boundaries? We'd see the RMB of TSP filled up with propaganda about the excellence of Glorious Leader Chairman of the Revolution Amerion, we'd see nations being used as tools by Auphelia as pets, we'd see TSP in complete isolation from it's allies, it will be a disaster.

The government of TSP will tax your Cards by each card's market value, and YOUR card bank will become EVERYONE'S card bank, rather Auphelia's actually, used by her to continue growing her ever-expanding luxury palaces with 500 Bugatti Chirons in her garage.

The army? Serving the revolution? Rather serving the Comintern's every whim, using nations to vote for whatever proposal and coup their 13-year old allies.

Therefore, we need to put a stop to this madness before 'Oh How Glorious Leader' starts turning us into brainwashed sapients, made to fulfill every small need of Auphelia's 20,000 servants.

I rest my case.

Oh, yes, the memes.




Credits to Australia-oceania for the first 2 memes, Republica Guilleana for the 2nd, Melicorium for the last.

Also, if you found a mistake, inaccuracy, or error, ping or telegram La Xinga immediately!

Railroad crossing
Mon Island
Xeosia later
Boris Cult
The canadian peoples republic
Animu Place
Cowbridge
Cokoland
The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg
Unitarium
Lansaka
Melicorium
Pigeonstan
Fihami
Shangyuen
Republica Guilleana
The peoples caribbean union
Colin advance wars
Kraljevstvo rata
North prarie
New francois
Tringapore
Comfed
The Gold Mines
New Ryansville
Runeda
New waldensia
Rwekazaland
Orogonia
Cirrus Azale
Team lennox
Middle Vers
Theberstan
Kartujia
Ping me to sub!

Read dispatch

Fellow Warzone Australia has been COUPED!

Pharoahs haven and Tooru Mutsuki

If any nation is interested in participating in the Regional Roleplay, please telegram me as its in need in active participants.

Thanks,

Pharoahs haven and Tooru Mutsuki

Pharoahs haven

La Xinga wrote:

NATIONSTATES NEWS

Free of bias since August 9th 2020!


NUMBER OF NATIONS:

Place Region Yesterday Today

#1 Chicken overlords 10,165 10,179
#2 The North Pacific 10,020 10,132
#3 The East Pacific 8,660 8,784
#4 The South Pacific 8,363 8,484
#5 Osiris 7,731 7,757
#6 Lazarus 7,580 7,649
#7 Balder 7,567 7,589
#8 The Rejected Realms 6,681 6,810
#9 The Pacific 6,559 6,636
#10 The West Pacific 5,846 5,964

WA RANKINGS:

In the GA, Marine Protection Act was passed 11,880 votes to 3,672.
Also in the GA, "Ensuring Effectual Recycling" is up for the vote, and it is ranked SAFE FOR.
In the SC, "Repeal "Commend Kuriko"" is up for the vote, and it is also ranked SAFE FOR.

Welcome back everyone! Although it has only been 4 days since the last edition, breaking news has erupted and just cannot simply wait. First of all, elections for the most endorsements in all of NationStates (Delegate of the North Pacific) is up for grabs between 9003, Pigeonstan, Gorundu, Praeceps, and Kranostav, with the latter two being in the lead. For Vice-delegate we have Dreadton, Bobberino, and New francois, with Dreadton in the lead, and finally for Speaker we have Madjack, Comfed, and Lady Raven Wing, with Madjack in the lead.


Speaking of The North Pacific, after North Pacific Vision 8 ended, the winner, Kartujia now hosts the next North Pacific Vision! And in Europeia, the second edition of the Europeian Basketball Cup is scheduled for December 31st, and all of the nations participating will be selected on September 10th! Ask Baobab-bumbaria for more about that.

IN R/D NEWS, TGW defended and/or liberated all of this, and Anti Neko Alliance was raided by TEP with the flag of, well, a neko. the South Pacific has now taken Warzone Australia from Lardyland.

Speaking of TSP, it's coup Tuesday over there, and they actually made a "commie coup." You can now get founded in People’s Republic of the South Pacific and endorse the glorious Chairman Amerion! More info can be found here.

Onto NoN', TRR beat TP, ATOMIC beat Europe, and Big Farma beat Europeia, The Communist Bloc, and The free society of Tic Tacs. The region Dead Sea fell dramatically between September 5 and 6, and NationStates (the region) is still on their long decline since July 10th.

Anyway, Middle Vers is giving propaganda for dictators. Oh man. The TNP Vice-delegate weekly update is out, and the TEP Ministry of culture is having a header & footer contest! In terms of delegates, Theberstan has been elected Delegate of First World Order, Agarath has become delegate of Codex Ylvus, and Nolandisland has become delegate of Lone Wolves United! The featured region today is Lemuria! Congratulations!

OPINIONS:

Creator's note: The following is a complete joke and should be treated as such.

Don't be fooled: TSP being "Communist" means something else.

By La Xinga



As you know, the South Pacific has been "Couped by Commies." Uhuh. I'm sure. If so, why are the same people in government? A real coup does not involve the same people. The only thing to say is that the TSP government changed ideologies, but why?

First of all, on this day, September 8th, President of the United States Gerald Ford pardoned Nixon. Some people considered this an act of corruption, so it's only obvious TSP would absorb this aura.

In any case, whatever your opinion on Communism is, the government of TSP will be acting corrupt with it, and here's why: How can you have communism in NS?

Well, you can own all the land. Will the TSP government do anything good with this land? Well, no. If corruption is so prevalent, can you imagine if the government of TSP controlled every nation in it's boundaries? We'd see the RMB of TSP filled up with propaganda about the excellence of Glorious Leader Chairman of the Revolution Amerion, we'd see nations being used as tools by Auphelia as pets, we'd see TSP in complete isolation from it's allies, it will be a disaster.

The government of TSP will tax your Cards by each card's market value, and YOUR card bank will become EVERYONE'S card bank, rather Auphelia's actually, used by her to continue growing her ever-expanding luxury palaces with 500 Bugatti Chirons in her garage.

The army? Serving the revolution? Rather serving the Comintern's every whim, using nations to vote for whatever proposal and coup their 13-year old allies.

Therefore, we need to put a stop to this madness before 'Oh How Glorious Leader' starts turning us into brainwashed sapients, made to fulfill every small need of Auphelia's 20,000 servants.

I rest my case.

Oh, yes, the memes.




Credits to Australia-oceania for the first 2 memes, Republica Guilleana for the 2nd, Melicorium for the last.

Also, if you found a mistake, inaccuracy, or error, ping or telegram La Xinga immediately!

Railroad crossing
Mon Island
Xeosia later
Boris Cult
The canadian peoples republic
Animu Place
Cowbridge
Cokoland
The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg
Unitarium
Lansaka
Melicorium
Pigeonstan
Fihami
Shangyuen
Republica Guilleana
The peoples caribbean union
Colin advance wars
Kraljevstvo rata
North prarie
New francois
Tringapore
Comfed
The Gold Mines
New Ryansville
Runeda
New waldensia
Rwekazaland
Orogonia
Cirrus Azale
Team lennox
Middle Vers
Theberstan
Kartujia
Ping me to sub!

Read dispatch

Fellow Warzone Australia has been COUPED!

Eek

Pharoahs second haven

Wassaaaap

Pharoahs haven

Warzone Airspace has fallen.

To keep us nice and cosy, endorse the delegate (that is me)!

Seems Warzone Australia was liberated.


NATIONSTATES NEWS

Free of bias since August 9th 2020!

Some asks for subs may not have been put in accidentally. If you think you were one of those, pls telegram.


NUMBER OF NATIONS:

Place Region Yesterday Today

#1 Chicken overlords 10,389 10,386
#2 The North Pacific 10,153 10,190
#3 The East Pacific 8,886 8,869
#4 The South Pacific 8,469 8,477
#5 Osiris 7,768 7,763
#6 Balder 7,557 7,523
#7 Lazarus 7,529 7,547
#8 The Pacific 6,811 6,802
#9 The Rejected Realms 6,777 6,731
#10 The West Pacific 6,922 6,019

WA RANKINGS:

In the GA, "Commercial Arbitration Recognition" is up for the vote, and it is ranked LIKELY FOR.
In the SC, "Commend The Red Fleet" is up for the vote, and it is also ranked SAFE FOR.

Hello everybody! A ton of news just flooded in, as what usually happens when I wait a while to publish the next edition. First off, as you probably already know, Kranostav has been elected delegate of the North Pacific! Watch the transition of endorsements here.

Speaking of new delegates, HumanSanity has become Delegate of 10000 Islands, succeeding the amazing reign of (Former) Delegate Kuriko. Congratulations on the new delegate!

Oh, and Noahs Second Country became an issue editor! Congratulations! Anyway, yes, the EuroOlympics are here! Good luck to everyone who participates, of course. The sporty season is really kicking off with IAFF also starting again, and if you have trouble keeping track of the sports news, Nsnba-nsnfl has a news dispatch to keep you updated!

IN R/D NEWS, TBH did no known raids, TGW now liberated United Coalition and is attempting to liberate Socialist Warriors, Stront Union has been raided by Europeia. Janus among others has been raided by The East Pacific. In NoN', TWP fell a lot, The City of Ba Sing Se gained a lot, as well as Atomic.

In terms of "other" news, the N-day server list is here, along with The North Pacific Vision Semi-Final 1, as well as Semi-Final 2! The Labyrinth held elections for a lot of stuff, and here are the results. In Newspapers, the Layem Times is out, the NS Chronicle is too! TSP had a LogoFest, and Thaecia seems to be having MP elections, check their RMB. The featured region today is The Mystical Council! Congratulations!

STORIES:

Creator's note: The following is a story with some jokes. You can obviously know what's a joke and what's not!

Nukes fly, people die: N-Day5.

By La Xinga



N-day is becoming closer and closer, and everybody better get ready. Protect your people!

Seriously, reporters in Max Barry's office claimed the day of nuclear destruction be on September 26th, and last N-day had "The Horsemen of the Apocalypse" in 1st place and Uppercuts in last.

This is what you need to know for N-day. Read it before you, yourself, are embroiled in the conflict! That, or you might be a defense Edit: Strategic specialist and defend nations, or an economic specialist that........ask someone. Basically they can store extra stuff, but some regions do different stuff with them.

Although don't get mad if someone nukes you or blocks your bomb (shield), remember, it's just a game, the other person is also a human, not Max Barry. (Before you ask, yes, we have studies that confirm that Max Barry is not just a human.)

Back on topic, they are fears that the radiation form the bomb will not only kill people, but turn them into zombies around a month later. Yes, actual zombies.

This radiation can do many things, such as making your people have three eyes, one nostril, oh, how terrible.

Now why is the world going into nuclear destruction? We don't know. Although one's thing for sure: This N-day will have some weird factions.

Which faction do you think will win N-day?

if you found any mistakes, inaccuracies, or errors, tg La Xinga immediately!

Railroad crossing
Mon Island
Xeosia later
Boris Cult
The canadian peoples republic
Animu Place
Cowbridge
Cokoland
The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg
Unitarium
Lansaka
Melicorium
Pigeonstan
Fihami
Shangyuen
Republica Guilleana
The peoples caribbean union
Colin advance wars
Kraljevstvo rata
North prarie
New francois
Tringapore
Comfed
The Gold Mines
New Ryansville
Runeda
New waldensia
Rwekazaland
Orogonia
Cirrus Azale
Team lennox
Middle Vers
Theberstan
Kartujia
Franco-british-american empire
Oneid
Galiciajulian12345
Clun forest sheep
Ping me to sub!
Read dispatch

La Xinga wrote:Seems Warzone Australia was liberated.


NATIONSTATES NEWS

Free of bias since August 9th 2020!

Some asks for subs may not have been put in accidentally. If you think you were one of those, pls telegram.


NUMBER OF NATIONS:

Place Region Yesterday Today

#1 Chicken overlords 10,389 10,386
#2 The North Pacific 10,153 10,190
#3 The East Pacific 8,886 8,869
#4 The South Pacific 8,469 8,477
#5 Osiris 7,768 7,763
#6 Balder 7,557 7,523
#7 Lazarus 7,529 7,547
#8 The Pacific 6,811 6,802
#9 The Rejected Realms 6,777 6,731
#10 The West Pacific 6,922 6,019

WA RANKINGS:

In the GA, "Commercial Arbitration Recognition" is up for the vote, and it is ranked LIKELY FOR.
In the SC, "Commend The Red Fleet" is up for the vote, and it is also ranked SAFE FOR.

Hello everybody! A ton of news just flooded in, as what usually happens when I wait a while to publish the next edition. First off, as you probably already know, Kranostav has been elected delegate of the North Pacific! Watch the transition of endorsements here.

Speaking of new delegates, HumanSanity has become Delegate of 10000 Islands, succeeding the amazing reign of (Former) Delegate Kuriko. Congratulations on the new delegate!

Oh, and Noahs Second Country became an issue editor! Congratulations! Anyway, yes, the EuroOlympics are here! Good luck to everyone who participates, of course. The sporty season is really kicking off with IAFF also starting again, and if you have trouble keeping track of the sports news, Nsnba-nsnfl has a news dispatch to keep you updated!

IN R/D NEWS, TBH did no known raids, TGW now liberated United Coalition and is attempting to liberate Socialist Warriors, Stront Union has been raided by Europeia. Janus among others has been raided by The East Pacific. In NoN', TWP fell a lot, The City of Ba Sing Se gained a lot, as well as Atomic.

In terms of "other" news, the N-day server list is here, along with The North Pacific Vision Semi-Final 1, as well as Semi-Final 2! The Labyrinth held elections for a lot of stuff, and here are the results. In Newspapers, the Layem Times is out, the NS Chronicle is too! TSP had a LogoFest, and Thaecia seems to be having MP elections, check their RMB. The featured region today is The Mystical Council! Congratulations!

STORIES:

Creator's note: The following is a story with some jokes. You can obviously know what's a joke and what's not!

Nukes fly, people die: N-Day5.

By La Xinga



N-day is becoming closer and closer, and everybody better get ready. Protect your people!

Seriously, reporters in Max Barry's office claimed the day of nuclear destruction be on September 26th, and last N-day had "The Horsemen of the Apocalypse" in 1st place and Uppercuts in last.

This is what you need to know for N-day. Read it before you, yourself, are embroiled in the conflict! That, or you might be a defense Edit: Strategic specialist and defend nations, or an economic specialist that........ask someone. Basically they can store extra stuff, but some regions do different stuff with them.

Although don't get mad if someone nukes you or blocks your bomb (shield), remember, it's just a game, the other person is also a human, not Max Barry. (Before you ask, yes, we have studies that confirm that Max Barry is not just a human.)

Back on topic, they are fears that the radiation form the bomb will not only kill people, but turn them into zombies around a month later. Yes, actual zombies.

This radiation can do many things, such as making your people have three eyes, one nostril, oh, how terrible.

Now why is the world going into nuclear destruction? We don't know. Although one's thing for sure: This N-day will have some weird factions.

Which faction do you think will win N-day?

if you found any mistakes, inaccuracies, or errors, tg La Xinga immediately!

Railroad crossing
Mon Island
Xeosia later
Boris Cult
The canadian peoples republic
Animu Place
Cowbridge
Cokoland
The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg
Unitarium
Lansaka
Melicorium
Pigeonstan
Fihami
Shangyuen
Republica Guilleana
The peoples caribbean union
Colin advance wars
Kraljevstvo rata
North prarie
New francois
Tringapore
Comfed
The Gold Mines
New Ryansville
Runeda
New waldensia
Rwekazaland
Orogonia
Cirrus Azale
Team lennox
Middle Vers
Theberstan
Kartujia
Franco-british-american empire
Oneid
Galiciajulian12345
Clun forest sheep
Ping me to sub!
Read dispatch

I am angery :(

Hello Warzone Africa
Hows everyone doing?
Also
Read about it!
Very special history...

History of Donestk

I started NationStates some time in Late March when my school shut down due to coronavirus but not with Donestk but with a different nation, that still exists today. Grizinkalns, short after I had founded a region in search to build a community BalticStates which was founded on the 19th of April, 2020.
The region never really shown signs of mass success, soon after I had founded another two nations which remain to this day Vilnuis and Harju. That happened on the 20th of April then bringing the population of BalticStates to 3 nations.

All really I did was answer issues and chill, only until the 8th of May, 2020 a new nation arrived. Their name unknown to the history records but it had started the gradual growth of the region. The 12th came another, the 18th, 1st of June. Donestk founding shows roughly around Early June but records are low to accurately tell. On the 8th of June, two nations left on a raid on an unknown region, resulted in a successful raid, but over-night it was counter-raided and we had suffered a defeat.

The 11th of June saw a total of 8 nations in the BalticStates, the highest ever. Donestk was originally founded to be a raiding puppet, to "scout" regions of interest. I even had the ambition to raid a Warzone!
On 1st of July a nation had left, might be Donestk Im unsure, destination Warzone Asia. I had planned of an infiltration of the current government lead by Jean Rowe, by some how getting elected WA Delegate, it wasnt ever going to happen.

Over the time I engaged in Warzone Asia lusting for the occupation, I had grew to enjoy the community, engage in regional activities such as the Regional Roleplay, I then grew so fond of Warzone Asia I even semi-left BalticStates slowly but surely activity dropped for my main and two other puppets, as I engaged with Donestk more.
I even dropped the idea of the raid and started calling Donestk my main nation, what happened to BalticStates you say?
Well password was placed and activity shut down after Donestk grew more active.

To this day, all my puppets still exist Grizinkalns Vilnuis Harju and another one Ahnenmaa. BalticStates remains alive but dead at same time as password still remains, what would I do with it? I dont know, only time will tell.....

Hope you enjoyed reading history of Donestk in NationStates, I have here for months since late March and still am in Warzone Asia which will always share a part of my heart in NationStates.

Read factbook

Pharoahs haven and Drew Gooden

Pharoahs haven

Swedish Mercenaries wrote:I am angery :(

Whats your plans for future?

zoinks scoob

Capitalismtime and Drew Gooden

Pharoahs haven wrote:Whats your plans for future?

Probably just chill here, at least for awhile

Pharoahs haven

Swedish Mercenaries wrote:Probably just chill here, at least for awhile

Well... if you got nowt else to do and plan on sticking round..

Our government is a tad sleepy

Oh, and how do you join/create a Faction?

Drew Gooden and North werra randia islands

Come Answer The Poll And Yell At Me About How Terrible It Is On The RMB: page=poll/p=163625

Drew Gooden and North werra randia islands

Pharoahs haven

Of zigarozia wrote:Oh, and how do you join/create a Faction?

Don't think you can yet

North werra randia islands

North werra randia islands

Pharoahs haven wrote:Don't think you can yet

When it’s time join the army of freedom

Pharoahs haven wrote:Well... if you got nowt else to do and plan on sticking round..

Our government is a tad sleepy

I'm kinda sleepy too :)

Pharoahs haven

page=faction/fid=1

Our faction

Join

Vilnuis and Adinidia

The best poll in Human history is here!

page=poll/p=163753

^ Best Seasonal Beverage!

Pharoahs haven

For potatoes who didn't see the discord announcements, I'm hoping to hold a meeting with the Native Council to present an address to the people of Warzone Africa.

Pharoahs haven wrote:For potatoes who didn't see the discord announcements, I'm hoping to hold a meeting with the Native Council to present an address to the people of Warzone Africa.

*blows raspberries at Indo*

how do you declare war

Pharoahs haven

I want to go to war but how do you do it?

Attention all Warzone African Nations.
The Regional Roleplay is still here, but we need active participates.
If you wish to be involved in the regional roleplay, please telegram me the application.
And to be sure to check the roleplay dispatches on information on how to participate.

Thank you.

Pharoahs haven

Pharaoh crystal

Question of the day!

Who are the 3 greatest living musicians?

PS: They can be from any genre.

Vilnuis, North werra randia islands, and Adinidia

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