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The pirates has destroyed another 40 ships

Kantobliv and The byzantian empire

Brian the messiah

Huba wrote:The pirates has destroyed another 40 ships

and then they are annialated by my aliens

This is a disaster, Brian the messiahand The byzantian empire we need to destroy this dude

Kantobliv, New nattla, and The byzantian empire

Brian the messiah

Israelostine wrote:This is a disaster, Brian the messiahand The byzantian empire we need to destroy this dude

dont worry i got flaming gourd bombs
CHAAAAAAARGE
"Oh Messiah, we will do anything for you!"

Kantobliv and New nattla

Brian the messiah wrote:and then they are annialated by my aliens

HOW !? YOU HAVE ONLY 5 MILION OF CITIZENS ! CAN YOU BECOME REALISTIC ?

Kantobliv, New nattla, and The byzantian empire

Brian the messiah

Huba wrote:HOW !? YOU HAVE ONLY 5 MILION OF CITIZENS ! CAN YOU BECOME REALISTIC ?

have u ever seen monty python's life of brian?

The byzantian empire

Huba wrote:The pirates has destroyed another 40 ships

And I launch a nuke at you. Boom

Brian the messiah wrote:dont worry i got flaming gourd bombs
CHAAAAAAARGE
"Oh Messiah, we will do anything for you!"

Can you be realisitc man ?

Total ships destroyed : 150

Brian the messiah wrote:have u ever seen monty python's life of brian?

No

Brian the messiah

Israelostine wrote:Can you be realisitc man ?

Its literally a grenade shaped like gourd, coated in resin and lit on fire

Brian the messiah

Huba wrote:No

u really gotta see it man

Brian the messiah wrote:Its literally a grenade shaped like gourd, coated in resin and lit on fire

Its strange, but fine, but the aliens no !

Brian the messiah

Israelostine wrote:Its strange, but fine, but the aliens no !

They're not my aliens, they just happened to descend upon my country and want to work for me

Stop jocking, its time to be serious.... I declare war on Brian, Israelostine and Byzantium !

Brian the messiah

Huba wrote:Stop jocking, its time to be serious.... I declare war on Brian, Israelostine and Byzantium !

Ok i didnt want to have to summon the wrath of God upon you
I guess i will

God has summoned a tornado upon your country, destroying many buildings and things

Brian the messiah wrote:Ok i didnt want to have to summon the wrath of God upon you
I guess i will

aah, you are insignificant at my eyes.... you are the bug and meanwhile i am a giant in confront of you... i will destroy you. NUKES ! I CHOOSE YOUR ! I LAUNCH 30 NUCLEAR BOMBS ON BRIAN !

Brian the messiah

Huba wrote:aah, you are insignificant at my eyes.... you are the bug and meanwhile i am a giant in confront of you... i will destroy you. NUKES ! I CHOOSE YOUR ! I LAUNCH 30 NUCLEAR BOMBS ON BRIAN !

A curse from God causes nukes to change course to the south west

Brian the messiah wrote:A curse from God causes nukes to change course to the south west

Ahah, you think im laughing ? Sorry bro but i reprogram the bombs and they hit your territory

Brian the messiah

Huba wrote:Ahah, you think im laughing ? Sorry bro but i reprogram the bombs and they it your territory

Nope, Gods curse is stronger

Brian the messiah wrote:Nope, Gods curse is stronger

Nein, the tecnology

Brian the messiah

By the holy power of God
I sail many boats and launch flaming gourd grenades onto your ports and buildings and thingamabobbers

Brian the messiah

Huba wrote:Nein, the tecnology

nyet, the curse

Brian the messiah wrote:By the holy power of God
I sail many boats and launch flaming gourd grenades onto your ports and buildings and thingamabobbers

My navy destroy your boats and now is coming for you !

Brian the messiah

Huba wrote:My navy destroy your boats and now is coming for you !

... I have Tiger 3.0 tanks

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