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*hides in safety bunker of safety*
Aidenfieeld, Beepee, and Proctethia
No its fine now. I beheaded the leader. Now its time to go agaist the bad person
Beepee, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Iym winterless
I have it on good authority the delegate mansion will be getting fumigated tomorrow to try and finally rid us of that dreadful raccoon issue we've been having!
Drystar, Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, Linguiniland, and 2 othersProctethia, and Steampunk engineers
Oh, how dreadful.
I was hoping we could have had raccoon ragout, but now with all of those chemicals the taste will be off.
Beepee, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Iym winterless
*squints*
huh
Auphelia, Beepee, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
Don't squint, darling.
Once you get wrinkles, no man will ever want you.
Beepee, Lily pad nation, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 1 otherIym winterless
I’m... a straight male...
*Is confused*
Drystar, Auphelia, Beepee, Lily pad nation, and 2 othersProctethia, and Steampunk engineers
Let your eyes crinkle, let your skin wrinkle. Our lines show that we've lived.
If he doesn't love you when you look like a map, tell him to hit the road.
Auphelia, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Iym winterless
Gender assumptions are quite common on the internet... like how everyone thinks I’m a dude when they first talk to me here...
Auphelia, Proctethia, and Iym winterless
If you're not confused, you're not doing TSP right.
Alamak! Why would you want anyone to know you've lived?!
That sounds positively awful.
There's nothing like vehicular manslaughter to liven up a relationship.
Drystar, Beepee, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 1 otherIym winterless
Maybe it’s because I put a lot of work into Tsul?
Her level of character development would make one assume I am a female...
Beepee, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
I dunno, I thought you were a male at least.
Mainly because you focused on the beauty of that character when describing
Auphelia, Beepee, Proctethia, and Iym winterless
I wanted to make a villain that people would think of as not a villain
Hm.
Beepee, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
Fair enough
Proctethia and Iym winterless
:D
Proctethia and Steampunk engineers
Oh, I most certainly assumed they were of the male variety (a shame, really). I simply enjoy the little things in life, like making others uncomfortable.
Level of character development, putting more words into describing her appearance (which received an "upgrade" post-death) than her personality, past, or motivation . . . it's all the same, really.
A woman?
As an engineer?
Oh, you are quite silly. Si-topia was like that once, but now she is in the Auphelia School for Proper Young Ladies and knows her only goals should be to find a man, learn to walk with a stack of books on her head, and eat soup without slurping.
Classes begin at 06:00. Don't be late.
Si-topia, Beepee, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 1 otherIym winterless
What’s wrong with me being an engineer?
... I don’t think I’ll be attending those classes
Si-topia, Beepee, and Proctethia
Pity.
Well, I suppose you wouldn't have liked the location. The white sand beaches of the Maldives are notoriously dull, after all.
Proctethia and Steampunk engineers
No, is not the location, just what it is teaching...
Beepee and Proctethia
Do you think you are above the education befitting a proper young lady?
Do you know how to delicately bite into chocolates? Do you know how to use a fainting couch? Do you know how to properly wear luxurious dresses and magnificent jewels? Do you know to properly use a household staff?
As the school motto states: "Use Him, Abuse Him, Lose Him". We are an organisation dedicated to teaching young women how to trap older, richer men into marriage. You can afford the luxury of a career in engineering after you have snared yourself a palm oil tycoon or the scion of a property management empire.
Beepee, Lily pad nation, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
... I doubt that’ll help me... I’m not exactly into men...
Auphelia, Beepee, Lily pad nation, and Proctethia
That's not the point, dear. We don't betray other women by using them for their money; how uncouth!
The point is to drain wealthy men of their money and move on to the next victim, until you yourself are rich enough to afford to love who you want.
Only a rich woman can afford not to marry.
Beepee, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
I... don’t... if I say this is unethical I can tell you won’t care and have some cleverly worded response... so... I need an escape!
*jumps out the window*
Drystar, Auphelia, Beepee, Lily pad nation, and 1 otherProctethia
One of these days one of the great goddesses recruits are going to realize they’re being recruited into a Brontë-esque cult.
Drystar, Auphelia, Lily pad nation, Proctethia, and 1 otherSteampunk engineers
Message From SPSF: Tidal Force
Have you been looking for a quick, easy way for you to get involved in the South Pacific? Something simple and meaningful? If so, joining Tidal Force is the choice for you! Tidal Force was created with you in mind, a system that allows anyone interested to get involved! By spending a couple of minutes every day, you would be fighting for democracy and stability across Nationstates!
If this hasn't convinced you enough, or you would like to learn more, read the Dispatch below! Additional questions can be asked by sending a TG to this nation, or contacting Tidal Force Coordinator, Miravana, on the regional discord! (Miravana#9336)
—Ministry Office— —Tidal Force— —Service Records———Service Ribbons—
Twice a day, NationStates updates, and delegates change all over the world. Some warriors appear only at the height of the battle. Like the tide, the SPSF Tidal Force flow to their target all through the day.
If you can’t or don’t want to update (the times - 12 AM and 12 PM EST - can be very inconvenient!), don’t have time to learn the ins and outs of military gameplay, but still want to contribute to the South Pacific, then the Tidal Force is for you.
What does the SPSF Tidal Force do?
Washes away traces of raiders from native regions
Supports SPSF Update Force missions
Supports our allies when in need
You need only three things to sign up to the Tidal Force:
An email address, so you can join the World Assembly.
A nation in TSP. This is your main nation, and we will send orders to it.
A second nation, known as a ‘puppet’. If you don’t already have one, click here to make one. This nation is the one you will use to participate on missions. All actions such as moving to other regions, endorsing nations, etc. in military operations will be performed using this nation. (You don't want the enemy to know your true identity, after all.) You will have to resign WA membership and admit on your puppet nation for Tidal Force missions, resulting in the temporary loss of endorsements on your main nation. Only sign up if you are willing to do this.
Finally, to apply, follow these steps:
If your main nation is admitted to the World Assembly, resign now.
Log in to your puppet nation, or create it if you have not done so already.
Go to the Settings page.
Add your email address into the E-mail box near the bottom of the Settings page (make sure this is the same e-mail address as on your main nation if you already have one).
Pick out one of our SPSF Flags from the folder and upload it as your puppet nation's flag!
Apply to join the World Assembly with your puppet nation.
Check your e-mail, and confirm your admittance into the World Assembly (applications should arrive in around a minute or less).
Join our Discord for further instructions and training
If you don't want to or can't join Discord, send a telegram to Eshialand or Pacific Shores that looks like this (example below):
Hello. I would like to join the SPSF Tidal Force.
My main nation is Witchcraft and Sorcery
My puppet nation is Switchcraft and Endorsery
Now what?
Whenever we have a mission, it will be made known to you via discord, this dispatch, and a post tagging your nation on the Regional Message Board. If there are no current orders, you may return to the region and endorse the Delegate and all members of the CRS. In general you can expect to be on missions most of the time - we aim for at least one new mission every day.
When you're given a mission, these are things you might be asked to do:
Move to a region - you'll be given a region link. Click on it and look for the "Move to this region" button.
Endorse a nation - scroll to the bottom of the nation page and click the endorse button. You can only do this if both nations are in the region.
Cross-endorse on a nation - click the endorse button. Check the list of other nations who have endorsed that nation, and endorse them too.
Cross-endorse in the region - look for other SPSF nations in the region and endorse them all. You should be able to recognise them by their SPSF flags.
If you become delegate, we expect you to treat the region with care and don't do anything you weren't told to! You might be asked to do these things:
Detag the region - this washes away the advertisements raiders have left on a region. We have a guide to this here: page=dispatch/id=1190714
Ban and eject a nation - go to the nation's page, scroll down to the bottom and click "Ban and eject". You may not have enough influence to ban the nation yet - don't worry, just wait another day for your influence to grow.
This is the SPSF Tidal Force roster!
Our Prime Minister Sporaltryus (ProfessorHenn) and Generals HumanSanity (HumanSanity) and Esfalsa (pronoun) will be happy to help!
Auphelia, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Proctethia, and 1 otherSteampunk engineers
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