I had a brilliant idea that I regret not doing.
So you know how your catgirl waifu was in a Cinnabon box? I should have used her and the box to conduct the hypothetical Schrödinger's cat experiment. I could test quantum superposition and possibly eliminate neko heresy in one go.
Wait wait wait
...someone stop me
What if, regardless of whatever we do, whatever we can do to prevent it, no matter how far we technologically advance and survive the Fu*kery we are doing to ourselves right now and become a Inter-Galactic Empire...
someone is still going to have Anatidaephobia...
Nothing Happens for a Minute before the axe is thrown back at you