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WTF was happening here? Found my nation mentioned by Cossack Peoples and now come across a literal graveyard of suppressed posts.

Please guys, calm down, we're here to have fun! Listen to our great Treadwellia and the dear NationStates mod.

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Hraban wrote:Reject sprite, return to Fanta

Tubbius says to drink both, along with a can of MMPH, the tastiest soda from Treadwellia!

Greyr wrote:hm

sorry but its spelled MMPH

French Roman Republic wrote:sorry but its spelled MMPH

Well Hello There
Are you interested in maps

Greyr wrote:Well Hello There
Are you interested in maps

is the capital of Canada Ottowa?

French Roman Republic wrote:is the capital of Canada Ottowa?

Yes

A puppet at top spot for national artwork for the region
Also top 50 world wide

Treadwellia wrote:
Tubbius says to drink both, along with a can of MMPH, the tastiest soda from Treadwellia!

That MMPH sounds like a name for a drug. Remind me to tell my Advisor of Recreational Drugs to check that. Don't want my people to drink some Devils juice.

NationStates Moderators wrote:Well, that was fun trawling through.

And now for the awards!

Davaro: warned for flaming.
Franschuundenia/ Northern Westwald one day RMB ban for you, the player. (all this drama over not wanting to play with yourself)
Dernel: warned for flaming.
Cossack Peoples: One day RMB ban for flaming.

Congratulations to our winners!

Seriously, though. Stick to the rules in the future.

You mean franschuudenia and westwald were the same person this entire time? Man that's hilarious!

Yay, was just ranked in the top 10% for most average in the world
wooo
such an achievement

NationStates Moderators wrote:Well, that was fun trawling through.

And now for the awards!

Davaro: warned for flaming.
Franschuundenia/ Northern Westwald one day RMB ban for you, the player. (all this drama over not wanting to play with yourself)
Dernel: warned for flaming.
Cossack Peoples: One day RMB ban for flaming.

Congratulations to our winners!

Seriously, though. Stick to the rules in the future.

i have a question: what is flaming?

NordicLand84 wrote:i have a question: what is flaming?

roasting

Hraban wrote:And about having a lower crime rate

Just saw your crime rate. One of the smallest in the game! Congratulations, nobody messes with the hraban law enforcement force mmph mmph

Hraban wrote:And about having a lower crime rate

If they didn't want to be criminals, then they should have had more money.

Free Market Buisnesses wrote:If they didn't want to be criminals, then they should have had more money.

The best way to have no crime is to make "crime" unnecessary or legal.

{surveys the RMB vomiting on itself}

Oh. Oh, my.

{steps as if to move on}

Before I step back to my usual levels of forum participation, I would like to highlight two major points:

1. While my posts may be rare and of little overall consequence, I'm also not effectively touching myself in public with my self-interested expression of what we're going to loosely identify as role play that has been delivered in the most perplexing of methods to a largely disinterested audience.

2. MMPH.

{steps away from the dumpster fire}

Demonos wrote:The best way to have no crime is to make "crime" unnecessary or legal.

Agreed. We've done little to directly curb crime here. Our low crime rate, while not directly competitive, is the direct result of funding Education, Healthcare, and Welfare; when we took away most of the reasons crime happens, we lowered the crime rate. We also found that the broad application of respect for civil liberties in all ways did much to remove the underpinnings of criminal behavior; when we make it a point to be a culture that places value on everyone, no one feels like their culture ignores them and then entitled from there to ignore that culture's laws in retaliation.

Easy access to drugs and sex seemed to help a lot, too. 😅

Hraban wrote:When someone starts speaking french it means it's too late for them. Speak German instead ;-)

Best is to speak Double Dutch.
Do you speak Double Dutch to a Real Double Duchess?

Arclandia wrote:

2. MMPH.

Agreed. We've done little to directly curb crime here. Our low crime rate, while not directly competitive, is the direct result of funding Education, Healthcare, and Welfare; when we took away most of the reasons crime happens, we lowered the crime rate. We also found that the broad application of respect for civil liberties in all ways did much to remove the underpinnings of criminal behavior; when we make it a point to be a culture that places value on everyone, no one feels like their culture ignores them and then entitled from there to ignore that culture's laws in retaliation.

Easy access to drugs and sex seemed to help a lot, too. 😅

It seems you are on a fantastic path to enlightened and empathetic social consciousness. When an administration of governance recognizes the reasons crime exists and, like yourself Arclandia, makes crime obsolete a consequence occurs: ridding one's nation of prisons. Oh! It saves money.

Then again, one must live with this, my fellow phoenix. Crime will never be completely eliminated.

Demonos wrote:

The best way to have no crime is to make "crime" unnecessary or legal.

Or to just execute anyone who breaks the law on the spot *maniacal dystopian laughter while coughing up black liquid*

Flaming is basically an argument where people are insulting each other or something.

Hraban wrote:Or to just execute anyone who breaks the law on the spot *maniacal dystopian laughter while coughing up black liquid*

That, too! In public. Where the world knows the leader's wrath. MUHAHAHHAHAHA

Hraban wrote:Or to just execute anyone who breaks the law on the spot *maniacal dystopian laughter while coughing up black liquid*

Torture is more fun!

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