Thank you for telling me about them.
BUY ADAMANTIUM VAMBRACES AT JUST THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 39,99!!!! PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!!! FEEL ATTRACTIVE AND GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF!!!! BUT WAIT!!!! IF YOU LIVE IN Treadwellia BUY NOW YOU CAN SAVE MILLIONS WITH OUR SPECIAL DEAL WHERE YOU GET OUR PRODUCT 100% OFF AT THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 69,99!!!! YES IT PROTECTS YOU FROM VAMPIRES!!!! DID YOU NOT KNOW VAMPIRES WERE REAL‽‽‽‽ WELL NOW YOU DO!!!! BETTER BUY SOME FOR YOUR KIDS BEFORE THEY'RE EATEN!!!!
Excuse me, but in the fine nation of Free Market Buisnesses we do not "rent". We simply have warranties void when necessary on products that are not used to someone as strong as you are.
Why did you strike out swindle? Don't you know that
verb: swindle; 3rd person present: swindles; past tense: swindled; past participle: swindled; gerund or present participle: swindling
Give a great deal on an item
"a businessman swindled investors into of millions of dollars"