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Hello there Fredonia

Yellowstargaming wrote:Good morning, Fredonia! I make a daily news Dispatch, and I have a special one today! If you want to read the others, check out the Pinned Dispatches on our front page. But anyways, here's today's issue:
Happy April Fools day, Starfall Alliance and Embassies!

This is Issue 10 of The Observatory for, you guessed it, April 1st, 2021, also known as April Fools day! This issue is probably going to be (in my opinion) the most fun! So, look for anything that looks out of place, and send me a TG (Telegram) with the number of oddities you found! Those will go towards your total points for the new Prank Games I'm instating just for today!
Hello
Current Events
Like I said, the new Prank Games are in effect! You get points based on the amount of successful pranks you pull, and those points will be multiplied based on how good the prank was! You'll have to send me a Telegram letting me know about the pranks you have pulled, and if they are successful. The nation with the most points in each region will be awarded Regional Prankmaster, and the region with the most points will be crowned The Prankmaster! So, get pranking!
Upcoming Events
Well, there is really not much. Right now, things will be quite slow, but as we get more members and Embassies, things will get more and more active!

Conclusion
Well, that wraps up this issue of The Observatory! Can you find all the secrets? Until next time!
Have an idea to improve The Observatory? Suggestions? Send me a TG (Telegram) containing all of your suggestions and ideas!
There is nothing here. No need to worry
Read dispatch

nice gif ya got there

Snowy doves wrote:nice gif ya got there

thx
now if you excuse me, i need to deal witb some issues

Arkilandic wrote:Hello there Fredonia

Hello

Post self-deleted by Afi-Aftos.

also, good morning.

Afi-Aftos and Tackalonia

Post self-deleted by Harkagrad.

What's happening in your favourite quiet embassy? Well, turns out a lot.
All the latest stuff from the United Essentan nations!

A music poll? Hmm...

UEN Newspixels #2

by The united essentan nations

The UEN Newspixel

April 3, 2021


Yeark Da Shark Takes UEN Newspixels headquarters!

Earlier today, Yeark Da Shark strategically seized the headquarters of The UEN Newspixel with cunning tactics. He barged in and T-posed to assert dominance. His demands are as follows: "Give I buffet now!". As you can see, this is clearly inhumane and poses a massive threat to the nation. A team of elite monkeys were sent in to neutralise this threat. They came out with bananas moments later, clearly happy horrified and traumatised for life. The government was forced to negotiate with the terrorist over a Zoom meeting call. The conversation went as follows:

Diplomat: We can't give you what you demand, but we can give you one strip of bacon.
Yeark: Two strips.
Diplomat: You've gone too far! We can't do that!
Yeark: Nowwww.
Diplomant: Never!
Yeark: Or else.
Diplomat: Do your worst!
Yeark: I will seize a spinny chair.
Diplomat: You wouldn't dare!
Yeark: I taking it.
Diplomat: Alright! We give in! Two strips of bacon it is fatty!
Yeark: Apologise or spinny chair gets it.
Diplomat: Sowwy.
Yeark: Properly.
Diplomat: Noe.

This went on for a few hours and remains unresolved. We will keep you updated as the situation develops. How are we sending this if Yeark has seized our HQ? Uhh...FAST LOOK AN ALIEN! *Running*

People missing

Several people in the region have gone missing, but not because of Yeark, that's another list. All of these people that have gone missing did so following a message telling them that they missed their Spanish lesson from an owl called "Duolingo" and occasionally a message warning them of a "Duolingo" breaking through the back door. Inside a building marked "Duolingo Punishment Building", the words "Scream for help in Spanish" could be heard followed by screaming in a foreign language, but nobody could understand it, so nobody cares. There are no current leads for who could or would do this. The only statement the police could give was "This person must be stopped, and we are putting our full effort in, there are definitely no clues or leads, we've been through everything.".

Attack of the wacky inflatable tube man

A man has been assaulted by an inflatable tube man on a windy day. He says that he was walking down the street past the 'Overpriced Second Hand Cars' store when a wacky inflatable tube man hit him. The man tried to counterattack but the tube man dodged the attack and tackled the man to the ground with the immense force equivalent to an air conditioner. The man attempted to call police but the tube man knocked it out of his hand and went into a frenzy of dangerous waving. Onlookers attempted to restrain the maniac but he leaned back and charged into them, sending the crowd all the way a couple centimetres to the ground. It was clear that this menace should not be messed with. Police were called onto the scene and tackled the tube man and had to resort to tasering the inflatable tube man, but this didn't even work, the police had to fire some bullets into him after which he deflated. He is now in police custody. His reasons for attack are unknown, but he is being sued for aggravated assault. The victim of the attack says he is traumatised and may never recover. We will keep you updated on the lawsuit as it progresses.

Read dispatch

heck yeah, embassy!

Afi-Aftos and Tackalonia

Here is a good poll: page=poll/p=171934

Hi.

Arkilandic wrote:Hello there Fredonia

Hi

Tackalonia

Fredonia is having a slowdown of the construction of embassies..............

Send more embassy requests, Afi-Aftos

Ghoti sticks again?

A Goblinoid Merchant and Tackalonia

Hello. I was banned from The Robotox Empire because I was too "Psychotic"

Tackalonia

Fredonia wrote:Ghoti sticks again?

The struggle is real

Kahootopia wrote:Hello. I was banned from The Robotox Empire because I was too "Psychotic"

Can one be too psychotic?

Tackalonia wrote:Fredonia is having a slowdown of the construction of embassies..............

Send more embassy requests, Afi-Aftos

Thumbs are gettin' real tired boss.

Post self-deleted by Tackalonia.

Afi-Aftos wrote:Thumbs are gettin' real tired boss.

Make me an officer then

Fredonia wrote:Ghoti sticks again?

Hi fredonia

Ight ima head out

ight ima head out

My granpappy fed my cat chocolate once.. then my parrot died :(

Tackalonia wrote:Make me an officer then

Go forth and conquer

Pathetic Puddle wrote:My granpappy fed my cat chocolate once.. then my parrot died :(

He was pining for the fjords

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