/me unleashes catapults of pie at V
*joins in fight, throws a massive bucket of fruit salad over everyone*
That was rude.
Foodfights sound unnecessarily messy.
Think of the poor cleaning staff?
Messy ? Perhaps.
But it's a great jobs program. The poor cleaning staff will have some overtime to pad their wallets this week.
*tosses a pie at SN*
tell it to the Maid's Union!
*proceeds to fire a barrage of pineapple grenades at West*
Did you know there's an official evil maid convention? At least, so I've heard. Attempts at confirmation have been unsuccessful.
*puts up a shield of thickly sliced fruitcake*
Why does this remind me of the old 'Attack the Previous Poster' thread on the forum ?
*slices the pineapple grenades and flings the slices in all directions, carefully aiming some to land on Hama's fruitcake*
*counters the pineapple grenades with 20 watermelon bombs aimed in all directions*
If you'd like we can aim all of our attacks at you West :D
*takes cover inside a banana bread fortress*
*Fires catapults of flaming Baked Alaska*
mmmm flaming alaskas.............. There is a Palin joke in there somewhere, i think.
*return fire with a super soaker full of cherry coke*
Only eleventh most cultured?? Maybe it has to do with my still-down-the-toilet economy. I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong there :P
*snacking on pineapple, douses baked Alaska with chicken broth*
The difference is that we're specifically using food, West. :p
*Fires the mashed potato canon*
Whee, 9th most cultured - which means, I get to throw cheese at the rest of you while sipping urbanely on my glass of wine. :P
*avoids cheese, fires the dreaded broccoli*
Heck yes!!! I love broccoli >:D Where my seasoned salt at??
cheese and broccoli!!!! Praise be to the food gods!!!
*From atop banana bread fortress fires jelly filled donut artillery*
Pssh, marshmallow rain is where it's at...that or a fairy floss tornado!
"Fairy floss" is a much better name than "cotton candy." It gives me unrealistic expectations, though. That stuff should at least make me fly.
*dodging jelly doughnuts and marshmallows, misappropriates mashed potato cannon for own use*
*walks back into nation states after a very long absence due to eveonline sucking his life away*
Hey everyone I don't remember most of you but hi.
Welcome back, I'm sure I remember you, 4! (We use numbers to abbreviate now)
*ceases food-fighting to celebrate finishing third in the most extreme ratings behind his puppet.*
Take that V, I'm at the top this time! :p
*tosses coconut cream pie at Monk's face*
I shall return to my throne worry not!
I do enjoy being moderate.
I don't enjoy a 3:1 bus to uni ratio on a rainy day.
To be honest, in NS I think it's more fun to have nations as some extreme end of the scale or another. It just makes it more entertaining.
What kind of psydo-Switzerland would I be without truckloads of guns?
What kind of nanny state would I be without almost-complete disarmament of all my citizens? The only kind of knives I permit is dulled table knives. Everything else with even a vaguely sharp edge is strictly outlawed.