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F̶̪͖͖͑̀̈́͆Ǫ̵̓̾̾͌̊͆R̷̡̗͉̯̪̞̊T̴͈͍͓̈́̆Ũ̷͎͚̗̤̈́N̵̢͎̜͑͋̎̒̎Ẽ̴̖̘͔͊̃ ̵̧̛̟̯̪̍͝ͅF̴̙͔̓̌̐̄Á̶͊͜V̶̳͑̌̒̀̀͝Ö̷̺̳̪́͠Ṙ̷̢̲̪͖̤̿̃͠S̸̡̤̮͑̊̆͌̔ ̴̧̡͈̹̜̗̈́̔̒̚͝T̷̨͔̬̦̻͕͂H̷̯͆̾͂É̷͚̗̖̺͕̝̓ ̴̜͗̾͐̚̕͝ͅC̶͇̞̦̻̥̆̏̈́͒́͜O̸͕̯͚̥͎̩͑L̵͈̖͌̿̊̚D̷͇̂

R̵̛̛͖̬̰͌̊͊̓͂͂̓̆̆̓̈́͜Ḛ̵̢̧̟̲̟̟͉̞͕͊ͅV̶̡̡̻̗͎̠̮̜̹́̏̅̌̓́̈̇͋̈́U̸̢̨̢̖̻̙͍̘̲̖̜͒̓̿̀̓́̃ͅĽ̶̨̛̰̩̺̺̲͚̦̟͐̇̄̑̍̓̆͐͐̚͜͠S̸̼͎̾̀͐͑̏̈́̌͋́̕I̵̻̖͕̮͚̫̖͉̘͙̣̙͝ͅȌ̸̹̱͈̖̳͚̉̾͆̐͌͑͐̓͂̚̕N̵̙͙͋͋̊͆̈͑́́̀͘͘͝ ̵̧̖̹͇̖̺͍͚̃̋̿͂̑͆̚̚͠I̵͇͖͕̝̙͎̮̥͉͚͚͌͌̉̌̔́̓̀ͅS̷̨͓͓̘̟͈̪̰̻̺̭̏̀̊̊̕ͅ ̴̨̣͕̺̠͚͚̦͈̍͑͌̃́̌̄́̍̈́͗͝͝T̷͇͖̟̬̊́H̷͈̑̀̋̈́̈́͠Ę̸͉̲̘̖̞̗̲͓̣͙͆̋ ̴̛̖̖̩̼̯̐͂͗̎̊͒̆̎͜͠N̸̢̧̳̜̘̝̯̯̙̭̖̜̄̓̃͒͑͑̇̍͜͠Á̶̡̲͙̝̟̲͕̱̪̞̋́͗̉̌̍̾̕͝ͅŢ̵̟̱̭̺͚͚̣̫̿̐̂͋U̷̘̞̩͌̆̎̅̏̽̀̉̆̇͐̃̍̂̚R̴̨̳̠̠̤͙̮̦͖̭̫͇͓̼̳̊A̵̧̱̔͛̕Ĺ̵̨͓̺͙̘̰̆̇̂̎̒̓͜ ̸̧̛̱͚̬͉̝̘͉̹̼̰̺̉̐̇͐̍͐́̐̎ͅS̷̼̄̈́̍͗̋̉͌̆T̸̥̥̗̘̩̩͗́̇̓́̀͆̓̀͜A̸͙̩͓͖̪͋̑̀̈́͑̆̿̈́̑̄̅͝͝͝T̸̞͙̲̋̚͜ͅE̴̩̜͚̲͔͍̩͊̄

due to the formatting mistakes of that telegram, we have now solved a long-fought theological issue and confirmed the fallibility of the high priest

P̷̳̠̤̥̖̱̖͖͙͎̙̱̖͊̌̀̄̅̒̕Ư̸͇͕̝̰̲̮͈͔͉͔̪̍̓̀́̓̾̋̒̆̚̕͘̕͠N̷̢̗̱̺̰̪̥̣͖͎̅̓̈́͒͂̋̈̾̔̎̄̑͘͝͝S̸̢̖̝̼͍̺̮͔̝̮̮͍̰̔͛̀́̒̕͘ͅÎ̸̼̎̊̎̏H̶̛͉̼̗̳͗͆̍̂̀̈́̕͠E̷̢͖̪̯͈͓̘̟̰̖̯̼̘̜̗̍̈́͋̈́̎̾͝D̸͓͍͓͚̰̺̒̓̓̔̑̔̔̕̚ͅ

Blessed is our High Priest, for they have the largest Soda Pop industry in the region.

There will be holy water for all.

All hail Altrius station\o/

T҉H҉E҉ ҉C҉H҉A҉O҉S҉ ҉G҉O҉D҉S҉ ҉H҉A҉V҉E҉ ҉S҉P҉O҉K҉E҉N҉

*a song plays faintly from the discord, where the clink of mugs and the audible discussion can be heard*

*Plays lute maniacally, while dancing a jig*

Behold, your mad bard!

Ew, collector embassies.