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Tostandia wrote:Pfft, We've had some Tostandians returning from vacation mention that even non-sentient things can get citizenship in Grimmechania!

Impossible, tourism to native Grimmechanian lands is banned! Also, we do set SOME kind of bar... it's just very low.

Grimmechania wrote:Impossible, tourism to native Grimmechanian lands is banned! Also, we do set SOME kind of bar... it's just very low.

Wouldn't be surprised if the foods served in that space cafe of yours could be considered Grimmechanian citizens! Now, we also occasionally eat our citizens, but, uh... yeah! It's preposterous! Vile!

Tostandia wrote:Wouldn't be surprised if the foods served in that space cafe of yours could be considered Grimmechanian citizens! Now, we also occasionally eat our citizens, but, uh... yeah! It's preposterous! Vile!

*The Grimmechanian delegate turns to a Börek* Don't listen to those Tostandians Ibrahim, they don't understand, they couldn't ever understand... I understand their words hurt but please, we're better than that... *the delegate turns back to the Tostandians* My friend Ibrahim requests you apologize to him, please.

Grimmechania wrote:*The Grimmechanian delegate turns to a Börek* Don't listen to those Tostandians Ibrahim, they don't understand, they couldn't ever understand... I understand their words hurt but please, we're better than that... *the delegate turns back to the Tostandians* My friend Ibrahim requests you apologize to him, please.

Is there something that I'm not getting because... I really don't understand this interaction between you two...

Loneia wrote:Is there something that I'm not getting because... I really don't understand this interaction between you two...

My nation has been... quite liberal in what we consider citizens, now Tostandia (and myself) are making fun of that.

Me as a DNA collector and research enthusiast : lovely.

Grimmechania wrote:*The Grimmechanian delegate turns to a Börek* Don't listen to those Tostandians Ibrahim, they don't understand, they couldn't ever understand... I understand their words hurt but please, we're better than that... *the delegate turns back to the Tostandians* My friend Ibrahim requests you apologize to him, please.

*Takes bite out of Ibrahim.*

Tostandia wrote:*Takes bite out of Ibrahim.*

*gasp* By the law! A murder!

Grimmechania wrote:*gasp* By the law! A murder!

What? You're not allowed to legally eat foods when they are considered citizens? We do that all the time!

Tostandia wrote:What? You're not allowed to legally eat foods when they are considered citizens? We do that all the time!

Sure, they are only "alive" for a week before they... expire, but consumption of citizens is strongly discouraged (and punishable by death).

Grimmechania wrote:Sure, they are only "alive" for a week before they... expire, but consumption of citizens is strongly discouraged (and punishable by death).

So you can only eat them after they... expire? Nonsense, then this delicious food will go to waste! *Takes another bite out of Ibrahim.*

Tostandia wrote:So you can only eat them after they... expire? Nonsense, then this delicious food will go to waste! *Takes another bite out of Ibrahim.*

Oh law this savagery! I'm going to be sick! Oh the humanity!

Grimmechania wrote:Oh law this savagery! I'm going to be sick! Oh the humanity!

*Finishes eating Ibrahim.*
That was quite good, your should give me the recipe on day, so that we too can make them citizens and eat them one day.

Tostandia wrote:*Finishes eating Ibrahim.*
That was quite good, your should give me the recipe on day, so that we too can make them citizens and eat them one day.

... Perhaps one day...

Grimmechania wrote:pffft, imagine you population being only human instead of an amalgamate of Human, AI, Domestic Cat, any other vaguely sentient animal and some plants probably.

I'm pretty sure my population is mostly human
Maybe with a dash of AI

Anarcho-monarchist mocha

Normanshire wrote:I'm pretty sure my population is mostly human
Maybe with a dash of AI

I’m hoping to add AI to my nation’s population soon. I just need the issue to show up...

Grimmechania wrote:Impossible, tourism to native Grimmechanian lands is banned! Also, we do set SOME kind of bar... it's just very low.

You closed off the country?
But I thought we were just enjoying the eldikar-alteria war from one of your spaceports

Hikxx, Grimmechania, and Anarcho-monarchist mocha

Normanshire wrote:You closed off the country?
But I thought we were just enjoying the eldikar-alteria war from one of your spaceports

It was some silly issue that assumed my history is the same as most of America's in that my country is the result of colonisers... which I'm kinda salty about, so I'm jokingly mentioning the issue's result as to take the piss out of that US centered issue. In actuality Grimmechania is open to visitors in greater capacity than before, as we've recently expanded our airports and we've made our cities more tourist friendly by banning cars within city limits.
In other words, worry not, we were only closed for some short renovations.

Normanshire

Tostandia wrote:*Finishes eating Ibrahim.*
That was quite good, your should give me the recipe on day, so that we too can make them citizens and eat them one day.

There goes Ibrahim.... Genetic goes to waste...

Hikxx wrote:There goes Ibrahim.... Genetic goes to waste...

Technically speaking you could bring him back to life, since he is what he was all you would need is a Crum of whats left and replicate and regrow him...sure he may not be the original but then again when are any of us originals anymore when we become lost to the time of our own folly? *cough* uh forget about the last part... anyway i can offer a special deal to revitalize and replicate the snack pack man and bring him back stronger, faster and tasti-i mean smarter! I just need some generous funding to be able to get it going...

I've since removed the old Constitution that mandated some old stuff for the region. In light of my resignation, I've replaced this with a temporary document that'll have basic regional policy.

This document intends to explain duties and procedures for the change in delegacy, schedules on or after September 30, 2020. A new document may replace this one, if warranted, after this time.

Section I. Regional Rules

Eientei Gensokyo remains a member of the Iwakusphere. The region shall still be bound by The Glorious Nations of Iwaku regional rules, as stated in “Rule breakers will be shot! Then sent to Gulag!”. page=dispatch/id=608445

All provisions of this section can only change with approval of Kaguya Hime (Founder).

Section II. Regional Government Provisions

The Founder retains absolute authority over the region.

The new World Assembly Delegate (WAD), being any nation in the position that isn’t Albrook on or after September 30, will have full executive power over Eientei Gensokyo.

Hina kagiyama (Albrook’s puppet) shall continue in an office initially named “Senator of Foreign Affairs”, whose authorities and office title may be changed at any time by the WAD. This office will primarily interface Eientei Gensokyo with The Consortium, as we are engaged in foreign interests with this organization, and the rest of the Iwakusphere.

The Armada of Refuge shall continue in an office initially named “Senator of Enforcement”, whose authorities and office title may be changed at any time by the WAD. This office will continue enforcement of Iwaku’s rules in the RMB.

The WAD is urged against changing any of these initial appointments at first. However, the officeholders insist that neither are the WAD’s father.

Section III. Election Process

The nation with the most World Assembly Endorsements (Endos) is the WAD.

Should the WAD wish to remain in the position, with the region’s approval, the World Factbook Entry (WFE) shall indicate that the region endorse the WAD.

If the WAD is usurped by another nation with more endos, they are the new WAD.

Read dispatch


Replacing this document will be an exercise for the new WAD.

EDIT: I also removed all extra ROs not specified here and simplified all office names. I want this to be as easy as possible for the new WAD.

Hikxx, Grimmechania, Anarcho-monarchist mocha, and Tostandia

I heard that everyone decided to launch nukes again? And this universe hasn't gone up in flames? Shame...

Emily daughter of davide wrote:I heard that everyone decided to launch nukes again? And this universe hasn't gone up in flames? Shame...

Need quite a bit more nukes to make the universe go up in flames. Planet? Maybe.

Tostandia wrote:Need quite a bit more nukes to make the universe go up in flames. Planet? Maybe.

I have seen a single dwarf blow up a single world with a hammer so I don't rule out blowing up this universe with nukes.

Emily daughter of davide wrote:I have seen a single dwarf blow up a single world with a hammer so I don't rule out blowing up this universe with nukes.

hello again Emily

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