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Corporate disney

Conch Kingdom

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:Clearly the Omnissiah willed it. Also btw, Imperial Knight/Mech Suits with Knightly symbolism, should we make them?

I don't see why not- we'll gladly fund any necessary materials or funds as long as we get a bit of the cut in the end.

Corporate disney wrote:I don't see why not- we'll gladly fund any necessary materials or funds as long as we get a bit of the cut in the end.

Great, we just need to make, *checks list* an enlarged Heavy Machine Gun, a big launcher that's shoots tons of micro Missiles, an energy shield projecter compact enough so it looks like we just glued a normal knight shield on this thing, a Laser that's strong enough to cut through most metals with a few shots (it has 10 shots with this laser before it has to cool off for 10 secs), a massive Chainsaw-Sword hybrid, a Mech-Sized Gatling gun, an assault Cannon so big it looks like an artillery piece, and finally a Heavy bolter.

Corporate disney

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:Great, we just need to make, *checks list* an enlarged Heavy Machine Gun, a big launcher that's shoots tons of micro Missiles, an energy shield projecter compact enough so it looks like we just glued a normal knight shield on this thing, a Laser that's strong enough to cut through most metals with a few shots (it has 10 shots with this laser before it has to cool off for 10 secs), a massive Chainsaw-Sword hybrid, a Mech-Sized Gatling gun, an assault Cannon so big it looks like an artillery piece, and finally a Heavy bolter.

Yeah- that's quite a bit, we can work on actually manufacturing the arms and mechanic ligaments in question but you'll have to be one to get those materials for us- our economy is more focused on commercial sectors after all asides from arms manufacturing- just take one look at our tourism and you'll see what I mean.

Corporate disney wrote:Yeah- that's quite a bit, we can work on actually manufacturing the arms and mechanic ligaments in question but you'll have to be one to get those materials for us- our economy is more focused on commercial sectors after all asides from arms manufacturing- just take one look at our tourism and you'll see what I mean.

Got it, will get the materials, also swap out heavy bolted for "Ginat AA Machine gun thats just so happens to fire bolter rounds"

Corporate disney

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:Got it, will get the materials, also swap out heavy bolted for "Ginat AA Machine gun thats just so happens to fire bolter rounds"

Alright then- we'll work on the building then- when the resources are ready just send them in and we'll get to work, glad we've managed to hold this friendship for so long btw- out of everyone, our friendship's lasted the longest I believe.

Corporate disney wrote:Alright then- we'll work on the building then- when the resources are ready just send them in and we'll get to work, glad we've managed to hold this friendship for so long btw- out of everyone, our friendship's lasted the longest I believe.

I think it's due to the fact I don't really do much.
Like if there's a war I usually involved in it alongside everyone else, but in peace time I just kinda sit around and occasionally check I to see what's going on in the Error Islands, but other then that I mostly maintain good relations with everyone and sit around while figuring out how to cut taxes.

Corporate disney

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:I think it's due to the fact I don't really do much.
Like if there's a war I usually involved in it alongside everyone else, but in peace time I just kinda sit around and occasionally check I to see what's going on in the Error Islands, but other then that I mostly maintain good relations with everyone and sit around while figuring out how to cut taxes.

Tbf that's basically the same case for us- minus the taxes, they're always increasing but just for the rich mainly- everyone here gets a 3% tax flat for the lowest class and it slowly increases for those with higher incomes. Our tax is really purely income-based which is why it's seemingly so high as a whole- mainly due to the fact that our average income is REALLY good.

Talotia wrote:Uhhhh..... no. We have The Error Union to take you out with ease. They have nukes. And better military I assume. Real quick question, are sided with The Celtics?

Suron is Aiding South Novaros

Hello comrades

Dives Patriae wrote:Hello comrades

Hello! Would you like to join the Halfworth Commonwealth?

Here is the description:

DISCLAIMER

All dispatches regarding the Halfworth Union are being changed or being marked as "old" and no longer reliable. This is due to a coup that ended the Halfworth Commonwealth and replaced it with the Halfworth Union. If any information you find doesn't match up with the current state of the nation, that is because it has not yet been changed. We apologize for any inconvenience.

The Union of Halfworthian Socialist Republics


Flag



Coat of Arms


Motto: "Hope, Unity, Power, and Respect"


Nation Type: Federation


Map of the Union

World Map

Location


Population (In the Capital City): 1 billion


Capital: Equatus Commoworth
Largest City: Unknown


Official Language: None



National Language: None


Demonym: Halrian

Government:
- Interim Leader: RHPT Director of The Error Islands Union
- Vice President of the Union: 9998 of Kolokia
- Capital Union Republic: Reunited errorblade
- RHPT Director: 4445 of The Error Islands Union
- Representative of Congress: DCP President 3334 of Loptia-Donotia
- Chief Justice: The Errorish Pumpkin Spice of The Error Union


Legislature:
Congress of Halfworth Unity


Establishment of the Halfworth Commonwealth: "End of Talot Control" Coup
Date Established: 9/28/22
Establisment of the UHSR: The Communist Coup
Date Established: 4/12/23


Elevation
Highest Point: Still being calculated
Lowest Point: Still being calculated


GDP (nominal):
GDP (nominal) per capita:


Human Development Index (NS Version): Link to HDI can be found here.


Currency: Varies throughout nation


Time Zone: Varies throughout nation


Drives on the: Right


Calling code: Unknown


Internet TLD: Unknown


Predecessor: The Federal Socialist Union of the Halfworth Commonwealth

The Halfworth Union

The Union of Halfworthian Socialist Republics (UHSR) is a socialist federation that comprises of multiple union republics that was established in April 12th, 2023. The nation's government is controlled by the governments of all union republics. The nation, despite having union republics that are known for having a history of attacking innocent nations on a regular basis, is a peaceful nation and focuses on progress and order. Below are the union republics and allies of the union.

Capital Union Republic

Reunited errorblade

Capital Union Republic Federal States

The Federal Halfworth Government of The Error Islands Union

The Federative Republic of Dives Patriae

The Betrayed Technoblade Fan of Reunited Technoblade Bloodbath

Freed finland

Union Republics

The Union Republic of Kolokia

The Errorish Pumpkin Spice of The Error Union

The Federal Halfworth Republic of Loptia-Donotia

Talotia

The Amazing Gamer of GamerNationBoys

The Union Republic of Suron

Other Union Republics

Allies

Zaporizizia (R.I.P Comrade)

The Islamic Republic of Novaros

Etymologies

The Halfworth Commonwealth

The name of the nation originated from after the "End of Talot Control" Coup took place, when former president of The Error Union, 223w, asked The Celtics what name should the then newly established state have, and the ruling monarch of the Celtic monarchy responded with "The Halfworth Commonwealth" and that was how the socialist federation got it's name!

The Halfworth Union

Obviously inspired by the name of a now extinct irl nation, the Union of Halfworthian Socialist Republics got its name to further distance the current state of the communist nation from its former democratic state.

History

The "End of Talot Control" Coup

A few of the union states part of the commonwealth, specifically the first union states, were once part of Talotia. The Talot federation at the time was causing unjust wars, and the Errorish at one point had enough of it! They did a coup, but spared the Talot government. President 223w established the Halfworth Commonwealth. This began the very difficult history of the nation, but we'll only describe the most important parts of it!

The Fall of The Error Union

The Error Union used to be a prosperous nation, but since it was ruled by idiots, the nation didn't last long. The Error Union used to have a lot of influence throughout the Error Isles, but once the government made it public that the region had Spirit Crystals, the government attracted a lot of attention to the region! And soon, with the help of the Errorish government's stupid decisions (like declaring wars), other nations started gaining territory and began using the spirit crystals for their own personal gain, but The Error Union made sure this did not last and stopped shipments from reaching their destinations and took the spirit crystals. For a long time, the Errorish would try to keep spirit crystals in the region, even though this did not always work. The Talots would soon arrive and the Errorish, along with a bunch of other nations, would join the Talot federation willingly. After the "End of Talot Control" coup took place, and the Halfworth Commonwealth was established, the Errorish would immediately go against the very nation they created. This decreased relations between them and all other union states. This would lead to the eventual fall of The Error Union when Dives Patriae along with allies invaded the state and ended the communist nation once and for all.

The Communist Cleansing

The Federative Republic of Dives Patriae soon had a democratic revolution and many union states supported the revolution. When tensions within the federation grew, a war began between the communists and the union. But the communists would lose the battle, and the democrats would gain a lot of influence in the federal government, and all communist states within the union became democratic states. The commonwealth had hope for peace after this, but a certain little union state had other things in mind.

The Bluecosmic Wars

The Bluecosmic Wars was a series of conflicts that happened over a short period of time between the commonwealth and Bluecosmic, a former union state. These conflicts occurred mainly due to the fact that Bluecosmic would not give up their claim on The error turkenian socialist republic. This would soon lead to Bluecosmic becoming a puppet state of the Halfworth Commonwealth.

The End of Monarchy in the Union

Shortly after The Celtics had declared independence from the union, Loptia-Donotia was the last monarch union state left. But it wasn't long before the monarch rulers died, and the monarchy fell. Then a provisional government was established. After that, the HPT Director changed the official title of the federal states from "union states" to "union republics" which will remain for quite a while.

The End of the Halfworth Commonwealth

The Halfworth Commonwealth was doing fine in the war with Orlys, until New Crato Xerinius invaded The unirstatean socialist error republic, which was part of the commonwealth at the time. The UAF responded without approval from the commonwealth and that led to New Crato Xerinius declaring war on the commonwealth, shortly after, the communist coup took place, and the democratic government was overthrown. The communists ousted the Halfworth Project Team and replaced them with the Revolutionary Halfworth Project Team. The Halfworth Commonwealth came to an end, and the Halfworth Union was established shortly after.

The Phobian Coup

One day, Josef Stalin (whom was the Federal President at the time) mysteriously disappeared. Since the government was still in the midst of reorganizing at the time because of the Communist Coup that happened long before this, Stalin's absence left a huge power vacuum. This caused many factions, with the two biggest being the Commonwealth and the Union, to fight for control of the government. The Congress of Halfworth Unity, and the RHPT were left as the remaining parts of government that hasn't fallen. Desperate, they are forced to accept help from Phobos Drilling and Manufacturing, another nation. In exchange, Phobos was allowed to put Mikhall as the new Federal President. This was the beginning of Phobian rule of Halfworthia.

The End of Phobian Rule

One day, Mikhall attempted to make the first step in his secret plan to turn Halfworthia into a market based economy. He tried doing that by allowing market in one city. However, this would go against a constitutional law. This would lead to his impeachment and later his disappearance, and the end of Phobian rule. A war would begin between Halfworthia and Phobos, leading to an eventual peace agreement. After this, Stalin would attempt to become Federal President once again. But an incident would occur that would taint Stalin's reputation.

The Present

The union now prospers and is still recovering from the wars of the past. But as of now, the future looks bright!

Geography

From flat plains to mountains, there would be regions such as Erro (a region consisting of Turkiye, the Caucasus, and a part of the Middle East), Siberia, and Central Asia. And a piece od Africa thanks to Suron joining the union.

Economy

Halfworthia would soon begin the Diveon Project. Which would unite all of the economies of Halfworthia into one. Ever since, the centrally planned economy that used to thrive strictly from tourism would become a self sustaining economy. Especially since the Worker Democracy structure type for companies would be implemented by the government as a new mandatory structure for all Halfworth companies.

Military

The United Armed Forces (UAF) is made up of all militaries of the union states! The military is diverse (in terms of training and stuff), but all troops wear the same outfits with the same insignias! More information on the UAF can be found it's official dispatch (which is literally linked in the beginning of this paragraph)!

Resources

Below are all the important resources for union states!

Roles of the Union
Halfworth Organizations
Halfworth Projects
Union Rules
Flags of the Union

Events

Events allow union states to take a break from Halfworth affairs and compete or work together in fun activities! Below are the ongoing and upcoming events.

Ongoing

None

Upcoming

Battle of the Socialist Error Republics
Flag Contest

Monthly Union Reports of Progress

M.U.R.P. Info

January 2023, published 28/1/23

February 2023, published 27/2/23

March 2023, published 31/3/23

April 2023, published 30/4/23

May 2023, published 1/5/23

June 2023, published 6/30/23

No Longer Reliable Information

RUHF


Template by The Free Republic of Ponderosa
Template may be found here.

Read factbook

Yes, the flag is ugly! Feel free to suggest a better design if you want! :D

Post self-deleted by Saint oslands.

Dives Patriae wrote:Hello comrades

Hello

Corporate disney wrote:Alright then- we'll work on the building then- when the resources are ready just send them in and we'll get to work, glad we've managed to hold this friendship for so long btw- out of everyone, our friendship's lasted the longest I believe.

You guys are working on a building

Oh cool because I wanted to do some 9/11 stuff

How tall is it going to be

Corporate disney and Dives Patriae

Saint oslands wrote:HelloYou guys are working on a building

Oh cool because I wanted to do some 9/11 stuff

How tall is it going to be

I can genocide the last 1% of your people and turn you permanently loyal if I wanted too.

Saint oslands wrote:HelloYou guys are working on a building

Oh cool because I wanted to do some 9/11 stuff

How tall is it going to be

>:(

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:I can genocide the last 1% of your people and turn you permanently loyal if I wanted too.

Lay one finger on Saint oslands, and I'll make sure your nation gets wiped off the map! He is part of the Halfworth Commonwealth, and so is Talotia, Kolokia, and Loptia-Donotia. Don't underestimate us!

Dives Patriae and Saint oslands

Dives Patriae wrote:Hello comrades

Hello!

The Error Union wrote:Hello! Would you like to join the Halfworth Commonwealth?

Here is the description:

DISCLAIMER

All dispatches regarding the Halfworth Union are being changed or being marked as "old" and no longer reliable. This is due to a coup that ended the Halfworth Commonwealth and replaced it with the Halfworth Union. If any information you find doesn't match up with the current state of the nation, that is because it has not yet been changed. We apologize for any inconvenience.

The Union of Halfworthian Socialist Republics


Flag



Coat of Arms


Motto: "Hope, Unity, Power, and Respect"


Nation Type: Federation


Map of the Union

World Map

Location


Population (In the Capital City): 1 billion


Capital: Equatus Commoworth
Largest City: Unknown


Official Language: None



National Language: None


Demonym: Halrian

Government:
- Interim Leader: RHPT Director of The Error Islands Union
- Vice President of the Union: 9998 of Kolokia
- Capital Union Republic: Reunited errorblade
- RHPT Director: 4445 of The Error Islands Union
- Representative of Congress: DCP President 3334 of Loptia-Donotia
- Chief Justice: The Errorish Pumpkin Spice of The Error Union


Legislature:
Congress of Halfworth Unity


Establishment of the Halfworth Commonwealth: "End of Talot Control" Coup
Date Established: 9/28/22
Establisment of the UHSR: The Communist Coup
Date Established: 4/12/23


Elevation
Highest Point: Still being calculated
Lowest Point: Still being calculated


GDP (nominal):
GDP (nominal) per capita:


Human Development Index (NS Version): Link to HDI can be found here.


Currency: Varies throughout nation


Time Zone: Varies throughout nation


Drives on the: Right


Calling code: Unknown


Internet TLD: Unknown


Predecessor: The Federal Socialist Union of the Halfworth Commonwealth

The Halfworth Union

The Union of Halfworthian Socialist Republics (UHSR) is a socialist federation that comprises of multiple union republics that was established in April 12th, 2023. The nation's government is controlled by the governments of all union republics. The nation, despite having union republics that are known for having a history of attacking innocent nations on a regular basis, is a peaceful nation and focuses on progress and order. Below are the union republics and allies of the union.

Capital Union Republic

Reunited errorblade

Capital Union Republic Federal States

The Federal Halfworth Government of The Error Islands Union

The Federative Republic of Dives Patriae

The Betrayed Technoblade Fan of Reunited Technoblade Bloodbath

Freed finland

Union Republics

The Union Republic of Kolokia

The Errorish Pumpkin Spice of The Error Union

The Federal Halfworth Republic of Loptia-Donotia

Talotia

The Amazing Gamer of GamerNationBoys

The Union Republic of Suron

Other Union Republics

Allies

Zaporizizia (R.I.P Comrade)

The Islamic Republic of Novaros

Etymologies

The Halfworth Commonwealth

The name of the nation originated from after the "End of Talot Control" Coup took place, when former president of The Error Union, 223w, asked The Celtics what name should the then newly established state have, and the ruling monarch of the Celtic monarchy responded with "The Halfworth Commonwealth" and that was how the socialist federation got it's name!

The Halfworth Union

Obviously inspired by the name of a now extinct irl nation, the Union of Halfworthian Socialist Republics got its name to further distance the current state of the communist nation from its former democratic state.

History

The "End of Talot Control" Coup

A few of the union states part of the commonwealth, specifically the first union states, were once part of Talotia. The Talot federation at the time was causing unjust wars, and the Errorish at one point had enough of it! They did a coup, but spared the Talot government. President 223w established the Halfworth Commonwealth. This began the very difficult history of the nation, but we'll only describe the most important parts of it!

The Fall of The Error Union

The Error Union used to be a prosperous nation, but since it was ruled by idiots, the nation didn't last long. The Error Union used to have a lot of influence throughout the Error Isles, but once the government made it public that the region had Spirit Crystals, the government attracted a lot of attention to the region! And soon, with the help of the Errorish government's stupid decisions (like declaring wars), other nations started gaining territory and began using the spirit crystals for their own personal gain, but The Error Union made sure this did not last and stopped shipments from reaching their destinations and took the spirit crystals. For a long time, the Errorish would try to keep spirit crystals in the region, even though this did not always work. The Talots would soon arrive and the Errorish, along with a bunch of other nations, would join the Talot federation willingly. After the "End of Talot Control" coup took place, and the Halfworth Commonwealth was established, the Errorish would immediately go against the very nation they created. This decreased relations between them and all other union states. This would lead to the eventual fall of The Error Union when Dives Patriae along with allies invaded the state and ended the communist nation once and for all.

The Communist Cleansing

The Federative Republic of Dives Patriae soon had a democratic revolution and many union states supported the revolution. When tensions within the federation grew, a war began between the communists and the union. But the communists would lose the battle, and the democrats would gain a lot of influence in the federal government, and all communist states within the union became democratic states. The commonwealth had hope for peace after this, but a certain little union state had other things in mind.

The Bluecosmic Wars

The Bluecosmic Wars was a series of conflicts that happened over a short period of time between the commonwealth and Bluecosmic, a former union state. These conflicts occurred mainly due to the fact that Bluecosmic would not give up their claim on The error turkenian socialist republic. This would soon lead to Bluecosmic becoming a puppet state of the Halfworth Commonwealth.

The End of Monarchy in the Union

Shortly after The Celtics had declared independence from the union, Loptia-Donotia was the last monarch union state left. But it wasn't long before the monarch rulers died, and the monarchy fell. Then a provisional government was established. After that, the HPT Director changed the official title of the federal states from "union states" to "union republics" which will remain for quite a while.

The End of the Halfworth Commonwealth

The Halfworth Commonwealth was doing fine in the war with Orlys, until New Crato Xerinius invaded The unirstatean socialist error republic, which was part of the commonwealth at the time. The UAF responded without approval from the commonwealth and that led to New Crato Xerinius declaring war on the commonwealth, shortly after, the communist coup took place, and the democratic government was overthrown. The communists ousted the Halfworth Project Team and replaced them with the Revolutionary Halfworth Project Team. The Halfworth Commonwealth came to an end, and the Halfworth Union was established shortly after.

The Phobian Coup

One day, Josef Stalin (whom was the Federal President at the time) mysteriously disappeared. Since the government was still in the midst of reorganizing at the time because of the Communist Coup that happened long before this, Stalin's absence left a huge power vacuum. This caused many factions, with the two biggest being the Commonwealth and the Union, to fight for control of the government. The Congress of Halfworth Unity, and the RHPT were left as the remaining parts of government that hasn't fallen. Desperate, they are forced to accept help from Phobos Drilling and Manufacturing, another nation. In exchange, Phobos was allowed to put Mikhall as the new Federal President. This was the beginning of Phobian rule of Halfworthia.

The End of Phobian Rule

One day, Mikhall attempted to make the first step in his secret plan to turn Halfworthia into a market based economy. He tried doing that by allowing market in one city. However, this would go against a constitutional law. This would lead to his impeachment and later his disappearance, and the end of Phobian rule. A war would begin between Halfworthia and Phobos, leading to an eventual peace agreement. After this, Stalin would attempt to become Federal President once again. But an incident would occur that would taint Stalin's reputation.

The Present

The union now prospers and is still recovering from the wars of the past. But as of now, the future looks bright!

Geography

From flat plains to mountains, there would be regions such as Erro (a region consisting of Turkiye, the Caucasus, and a part of the Middle East), Siberia, and Central Asia. And a piece od Africa thanks to Suron joining the union.

Economy

Halfworthia would soon begin the Diveon Project. Which would unite all of the economies of Halfworthia into one. Ever since, the centrally planned economy that used to thrive strictly from tourism would become a self sustaining economy. Especially since the Worker Democracy structure type for companies would be implemented by the government as a new mandatory structure for all Halfworth companies.

Military

The United Armed Forces (UAF) is made up of all militaries of the union states! The military is diverse (in terms of training and stuff), but all troops wear the same outfits with the same insignias! More information on the UAF can be found it's official dispatch (which is literally linked in the beginning of this paragraph)!

Resources

Below are all the important resources for union states!

Roles of the Union
Halfworth Organizations
Halfworth Projects
Union Rules
Flags of the Union

Events

Events allow union states to take a break from Halfworth affairs and compete or work together in fun activities! Below are the ongoing and upcoming events.

Ongoing

None

Upcoming

Battle of the Socialist Error Republics
Flag Contest

Monthly Union Reports of Progress

M.U.R.P. Info

January 2023, published 28/1/23

February 2023, published 27/2/23

March 2023, published 31/3/23

April 2023, published 30/4/23

May 2023, published 1/5/23

June 2023, published 6/30/23

No Longer Reliable Information

RUHF


Template by The Free Republic of Ponderosa
Template may be found here.

Read factbook

Yes, the flag is ugly! Feel free to suggest a better design if you want! :D

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:I can genocide the last 1% of your people and turn you permanently loyal if I wanted too.

Comrades, because Socialismi popularis is dead, and there are no more candidates for the election.... Techpreist Cawl automatically wins as the new Premier of Talotia... the talots are doomed...

Suron wrote:Suron is Aiding South Novaros

Ok! I'll help on your conquest or whatever it is!

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:I can genocide the last 1% of your people and turn you permanently loyal if I wanted too.

What it was just a joke

Dives Patriae wrote:>:(

Why are you mad at me

Saint oslands wrote:What it was just a jokeWhy are you mad at me

"Oh cool because I wanted to do some 9/11 stuff"

The unirstatean socialist error republic

UnirState, guess who's back? Oh! And it seems The coalition against unirstate is back too! You will one day meet your demise! Us smaller nations are unstoppable together!

Talotia wrote:Hello!
Comrades, because Socialismi popularis is dead, and there are no more candidates for the election.... Techpreist Cawl automatically wins as the new Premier of Talotia... the talots are doomed...

Henceforth, everyone gets cool robo-bodies and Talotia is renamed new Mars

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:Henceforth, everyone gets cool robo-bodies and Talotia is renamed new Mars

I can't believe that I'm a eurasian puppet now! I wonder what's next. Get integrated into the Eurasian union?

Socialisticae Oligarchiae appears

Shut it! You're giving Eurasia ideas! And if we do end up getting annexed by Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic, I'm putting you responsible for it!

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:No I just want Oligarchos soul cause he's probably the stupidest one there.
Bro literally suggested Talotia unite with AnCap FRS and Corporatist Americo-Federation.

He's actually the smartest one out of them all! He just barely knew anything about you!

Talotia wrote:I can't believe that I'm a eurasian puppet now! I wonder what's next. Get integrated into the Eurasian union?

Socialisticae Oligarchiae appears

Shut it! You're giving Eurasia ideas! And if we do end up getting annexed by Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic, I'm putting you responsible for it!

Everybody is now Cyborg.
I Cawl, shall now turn Talotian birds into Cyborgs for fun.
I also want all the toasters on the planet for personal use.

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:Everybody is now Cyborg.
I Cawl, shall now turn Talotian birds into Cyborgs for fun.
I also want all the toasters on the planet for personal use.

Alright! Imma just try to assassinate Cawl before I invade Eurasia!

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