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Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:I am still sick. But I am goodish.Don't continue that conversation, he's banned from here, leave it be.

Oh dang, hope ya get better.

im leaving to many spammers

The ussre wrote:im leaving to many spammers

You won't find anywhere with no spammers. Besides, you've only seen one.

The ussre

Kavanos wrote:Oh dang, hope ya get better.

I hope so too. Anyways how are ya?

Peatiktist wrote:You won't find anywhere with no spammers. Besides, you've only seen one.

That does not change my opinion

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:Well 1 would be like a sports league and the others....oh dear I love the others but I'm gonna wait on those.Ah wonderful.

hmmm, that be interesting!

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:I hope so too. Anyways how are ya?

Been sneezing like heck already, but good.

The ussre wrote:That does not change my opinion

Well, that's your decision then.

Kavanos wrote:Been sneezing like heck already, but good.

Oh that must suck. But I'm glad your good.

Plazland wrote:My arm is so sore right now

Did you happen to sleep on it.
No wait its the shot isn't it?

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:Did you happen to sleep on it.
No wait its the shot isn't it?

Yep, I'm fully vaccinated now

Plazland wrote:Yep, I'm fully vaccinated now

Well hey at least the Pain wont last that Long!
(inb4 through the most dire of circumstances, your arm gets removed.)

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:Well hey at least the Pain wont last that Long!
(inb4 through the most dire of circumstances, your arm gets removed.)

The infEKtion will happily provide him with a new and better arm

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:The infEKtion will happily provide him with a new and better arm

we could take over and give him a robotic arm...


Loyalists Actions:Loyalist forces commence a siege on the capital city of Dabiristan, Maham. Maham had recently joined the Islamic Monarchist League and was now a beacon of hope for the Islamic Monarchists since they had rapidly been losing support. The Islamic Monarchists held the bulk of their army in the state of Hamzahistan due to it being founded by Acting Sultan Humza I. The Loyalists also began to attempt offensives into the Islamic League. They attempt to push towards the towns of Azazeh, Al-Qunayat and Qazviyer. Initially, the Loyalist forces would manage to take the town of Azazeh and reach the gates of Qazviyer but they would be pushed back by a massive artillery strike resulting in many Loyalist casualties. The Loyalists would be forced out of Azazeh as a result. The Loyalists would also begin to engage the Military Emergency Government at sea with both sides losing equal amounts of ships.

Islamic Monarchist Actions: The Islamic Monarchists would begin to form defensive lines along the Emergency Government border knowing that any offensive into their territory would be futile and result in high casualties to their armies. The Islamic Monarchists would begin an offensive into Islamic Republican territory, particularly aiming to capture the city of Uyabha and the towns of As Sulakuk and Azadtown. The Islamic Monarchists would launch a 3 hour artillery campaign damaging the infrastructure and defensive positions of the Islamic Republicans before launching an assault using mechanised infantry to quickly push through Republican defenses and cause a penetration in the centre of enemy lines. The Islamic Monarchists would capture Uybah and As Sulazak but fail to capture Azadtown as reinforcements arrive.

Islamic League Actions: The Islamic League Militias would begin several offensives towards the temporary capitol of the Socialists. The Islamic League would attempt to capture the villages of Musca, Raysa, Fawikhat and Musathi. They would then attempt to siege Adam City. The Islamic League would use the Shock and Awe Tactic (specifically Blitzkrieg) attempting to overwhelm the stretched out Socialists and quickly force them into surrender. Multiple mechanised units and armoured vehicles breakthrough the lines of the Socialists quickly causing major chaos amongst the Socialists as they attempt to halt the Islamic League Militias. The Militias would enter Musca and Raysa and proceed to push north to Fawikhat and Musathi. The Islamic League would utilise its mechanised and armoured vehicles to perform a double envelopment and encircle a large portion of the defending forces.

Socialist Actions: The Socialists were desperate and began rapid conscription using the local police to force people to join the army. A large portion of the police would revolt against the Socialists as they did not want they’re families and friends to be endangered. This resulted in a massive manpower shortage. The only chance the socialists had at winning was attempting to concentrate a large portion of their men on the Western Flank of the advancing Islamic League and attempt to perform a single envelopment maneuver. The Socialists would begin their offensive but would fail to complete the envelopment as the Socialists were halted before they could recapture Musca.

Islamic Republicans Actions: The Islamic Republicans were being faced with offensives from the Islamic Monarchists to their East. The Islamic Republicans would concentrate their reserves on halting the Islamic Monarchists while the main army prepares to push into the Socialist territories and capture the largest industrial base of Adamkizameen. The Islamic Republicans would use a Hammer and Anvil tactic to lock Socialist forces while the other units commit to an encirclement of the Socialists. The Republicans aim to take the industrial city of Berkash and the towns of Rawdat Nasriya and Raweer to cripple the socialist industry and allow for the military growth of the Republicans. The Republican forces would refrain from bombarding Berkash but would bombard the villages to ensure that the 2nd force is able to capture the villages and encircle the Socialists. 20,000 Republican men would assault the Socialists and then another 20,000 men would arrive from both flanks and force the Socialists to retreat to the centre. The Socialists had fallen into the trap.

Battawan Nationalists Actions: The Battawan Nationalists had been locked down by the Military Emergency government as a large border force prevented them from being able to commit to any sort of offensive. This meant that they would only have the option to defend and hope that Battawa intervenes.

Nationalist-Socialist Movement Actions: The Nationalists had began rapid conscription and many of the people volunteered to join the military as they believed that the Nationalist cause was the only right one. They would launch several attacks on Battawan villages in Dabiristan and would launch raids as well.

Military Emergency Government Actions: The Military Emergency Government had the strongest military but weakest industrial base and influence due to their location and available manpower. The Military Government plans an invasion of the Socialist capitol and seize its industrial base. The Military Government would refrain from attacking both Nationalists and Battawans due to them not being at war but the Military government would initiate a plan to wipe out the weak Democrats. The planning of this attack is expected to be complete within weeks (AKA next warpost).

Democrat Actions: The Democrats would begin infrastructure reconstruction campaigns using military men to increase the speed at which the Democrats will be able to re-establish supply and communication lines. The Democrats would also begin preparing defenses along the Military Emergency Government Border.

(No one told me to stop pinging you.)

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"Mrs. Robinson"
Simon & Garfunkel

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hide it in the hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret just the Robinson's affair
Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids
Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates' debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at this you lose
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Jolting Joe has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

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About the Song

Submitted by Lerasi, "Mrs. Robinson" is a song by American music duo Simon & Garfunkel from their fourth studio album, Bookends (1968). The song was released as a single on April 5, 1968, by Columbia Records. Produced by the duo and Roy Halee, it is famous for its association with the 1967 film The Graduate. The song was written by Paul Simon, who pitched it to director Mike Nichols alongside Art Garfunkel after Nichols rejected two other songs intended for the film. Although The Graduate’s soundtrack album features two versions of "Mrs. Robinson", neither is the full version as featured on Bookends. It was additionally released on the Mrs. Robinson EP in 1968, which also included three other songs from the film: “April Come She Will”, “Scarborough Fair/Canticle”, and "The Sound of Silence".

    Radio Culture is a government-sponsored radio channel that has been providing music to The East Pacific since 14th May 2020. The idea was first presented by the then Deputy Minister of Culture, Aivintis, and was fine-tuned with inspiration from past daily East Pacifican services to become what it is today. Radio Culture runs on the Community, and anyone is allowed to submit suggestions for the Radio, as long as the lyrics are appropriate. To date, Radio Culture has been running on and off for over a year, and all of our broadcasts can be found in the Culture subsection of Radio Culture's Account Dispatches.

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Asendavia
Marrabuk
Distro-Spartica
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Empire of Dabiristan wrote:

Loyalists Actions:Loyalist forces commence a siege on the capital city of Dabiristan, Maham. Maham had recently joined the Islamic Monarchist League and was now a beacon of hope for the Islamic Monarchists since they had rapidly been losing support. The Islamic Monarchists held the bulk of their army in the state of Hamzahistan due to it being founded by Acting Sultan Humza I. The Loyalists also began to attempt offensives into the Islamic League. They attempt to push towards the towns of Azazeh, Al-Qunayat and Qazviyer. Initially, the Loyalist forces would manage to take the town of Azazeh and reach the gates of Qazviyer but they would be pushed back by a massive artillery strike resulting in many Loyalist casualties. The Loyalists would be forced out of Azazeh as a result. The Loyalists would also begin to engage the Military Emergency Government at sea with both sides losing equal amounts of ships.

Islamic Monarchist Actions: The Islamic Monarchists would begin to form defensive lines along the Emergency Government border knowing that any offensive into their territory would be futile and result in high casualties to their armies. The Islamic Monarchists would begin an offensive into Islamic Republican territory, particularly aiming to capture the city of Uyabha and the towns of As Sulakuk and Azadtown. The Islamic Monarchists would launch a 3 hour artillery campaign damaging the infrastructure and defensive positions of the Islamic Republicans before launching an assault using mechanised infantry to quickly push through Republican defenses and cause a penetration in the centre of enemy lines. The Islamic Monarchists would capture Uybah and As Sulazak but fail to capture Azadtown as reinforcements arrive.

Islamic League Actions: The Islamic League Militias would begin several offensives towards the temporary capitol of the Socialists. The Islamic League would attempt to capture the villages of Musca, Raysa, Fawikhat and Musathi. They would then attempt to siege Adam City. The Islamic League would use the Shock and Awe Tactic (specifically Blitzkrieg) attempting to overwhelm the stretched out Socialists and quickly force them into surrender. Multiple mechanised units and armoured vehicles breakthrough the lines of the Socialists quickly causing major chaos amongst the Socialists as they attempt to halt the Islamic League Militias. The Militias would enter Musca and Raysa and proceed to push north to Fawikhat and Musathi. The Islamic League would utilise its mechanised and armoured vehicles to perform a double envelopment and encircle a large portion of the defending forces.

Socialist Actions: The Socialists were desperate and began rapid conscription using the local police to force people to join the army. A large portion of the police would revolt against the Socialists as they did not want they’re families and friends to be endangered. This resulted in a massive manpower shortage. The only chance the socialists had at winning was attempting to concentrate a large portion of their men on the Western Flank of the advancing Islamic League and attempt to perform a single envelopment maneuver. The Socialists would begin their offensive but would fail to complete the envelopment as the Socialists were halted before they could recapture Musca.

Islamic Republicans Actions: The Islamic Republicans were being faced with offensives from the Islamic Monarchists to their East. The Islamic Republicans would concentrate their reserves on halting the Islamic Monarchists while the main army prepares to push into the Socialist territories and capture the largest industrial base of Adamkizameen. The Islamic Republicans would use a Hammer and Anvil tactic to lock Socialist forces while the other units commit to an encirclement of the Socialists. The Republicans aim to take the industrial city of Berkash and the towns of Rawdat Nasriya and Raweer to cripple the socialist industry and allow for the military growth of the Republicans. The Republican forces would refrain from bombarding Berkash but would bombard the villages to ensure that the 2nd force is able to capture the villages and encircle the Socialists. 20,000 Republican men would assault the Socialists and then another 20,000 men would arrive from both flanks and force the Socialists to retreat to the centre. The Socialists had fallen into the trap.

Battawan Nationalists Actions: The Battawan Nationalists had been locked down by the Military Emergency government as a large border force prevented them from being able to commit to any sort of offensive. This meant that they would only have the option to defend and hope that Battawa intervenes.

Nationalist-Socialist Movement Actions: The Nationalists had began rapid conscription and many of the people volunteered to join the military as they believed that the Nationalist cause was the only right one. They would launch several attacks on Battawan villages in Dabiristan and would launch raids as well.

Military Emergency Government Actions: The Military Emergency Government had the strongest military but weakest industrial base and influence due to their location and available manpower. The Military Government plans an invasion of the Socialist capitol and seize its industrial base. The Military Government would refrain from attacking both Nationalists and Battawans due to them not being at war but the Military government would initiate a plan to wipe out the weak Democrats. The planning of this attack is expected to be complete within weeks (AKA next warpost).

Democrat Actions: The Democrats would begin infrastructure reconstruction campaigns using military men to increase the speed at which the Democrats will be able to re-establish supply and communication lines. The Democrats would also begin preparing defenses along the Military Emergency Government Border.

Danlaw scandinavia
Esande
Shvara
Myhn
Kaatol-advenra
Of centrlist brexit
Aivinis
Batawa
Aeraistan
Siciianzo
Leantin
The nel of charity
Kmpf empire

(No one told me to stop pinging you.)

Hmm. I will help the Democratic Group once I manage to focus more troops into protecting their land.

Republoslavia wrote:valsora RP: a really short post
i have a brief proposal to the directorate government about Rytayslavija, it will become a condominium between the two nation, so it will count as a Krai of Republoslavia and at the same time a subdivision of the directorate
this is only a proposal, but it's possible to not agree
also, is it possible to be an observer state of VTO?
pings:
Aivintis

It’s a good way to connect the people and the governments. The Directorate will have final say over it tho.

As for becoming an Observer state, yes that is an option. I’ll bring it up.

Shavara, Danelaw Scandinavia, and Republoslavia

Aivintis wrote:It’s a good way to connect the people and the governments. The Directorate will have final say over it tho.

As for becoming an Observer state, yes that is an option. I’ll bring it up.

aivintis

check dm

Plazland wrote:Yep, I'm fully vaccinated now

plazland

So, I'm tired, my arm hurts, I haven't had food in over 24 hours, but I have a grin because I just fed a bunch of turtles that live near my house.

Kampf Empire wrote:So, I'm tired, my arm hurts, I haven't had food in over 24 hours, but I have a grin because I just fed a bunch of turtles that live near my house.

Oh.

... Hello Kampf.

Remember the Holy Lerasian Empire?
I sent this, with Plazland saying 'Not enough city states'.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630563611663925248/843117020019163156/unknown.png

Then, I did it, and he said 'Still not enough' to this.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747263116936740915/842870414791278592/unknown.png

And now I did this.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630563611663925248/843160492418793502/unknown.png

Shavara wrote:

And now I did this.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630563611663925248/843160492418793502/unknown.png

not enough city states

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